The Mish and Zach Podcast

The Counselor is a crime thriller directed by Ridley Scott and written by Cormac McCarthy. A sexy bad-boy/good-guy/lover/lawyer named The Counselor (played by Michael Fassbender) finds himself in over his head when he gets involved in drug trafficking and starting a nightclub with his rich and horny friend (played by Javier Bardem). This drug plot also somehow involves a man named Westray (played by Brad Pitt with long hair.) During all of this drug and nightclub drama, The Counselor finds time to propose to his sweet but horny girlfriend (played by Penelope Cruz). Little does she know, she is now in danger because of her new finances drug and nightclub choices. Cameron Diaz is in it too! She plays Javier Bardem's mistress. She like big cats and has a gold tooth and knows heaps about diamonds.

John Leguizamo plays Randy, a man in a blue jumpsuit that works at the place that the drugs are delivered to at one point.