Message on the Machine

A show about two boys not afraid to talk the real shit. And sometimes just talk shit.

Fancy themselves as experts on the trials of your 20s and growing up gay in a straight man’s world.

Actually experts in having too much to say and challenging each other over too many mimosas.

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Age

My enemies would refer to me as a big emotional Cancerian mess and my friends would probably do the same. I’m a total empath and love unpacking all things communication and human behaviour. A softy at heart but can be super straight up and love dishing a bit of tough love when required. By day, I’ve worked in various senior management roles in industries such as retail and human resources. By night, I can’t go past a totally luxe yet boozy dinner with the gals, at a venue I probably can’t afford.

Mitch

Head shit-talker of this operation. I’m the one behaving badly while Age is “unpacking human behaviour.” I’ll always let him finish though. Age before beauty, as they say. Hobbies include avoiding awkward conversations, bottomless brunches and watching golden buzzers on YouTube. During the week I work at a marketing agency and on the weekends you’ll probably catch me indulging in a few exquisite frothies with the boys and talking about footy and meat and DIY projects. That kind of thing.