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Brad Bite: King of the Hill vs Friends

In this episode, Hannah and Sarah explain that Brad Bites are quick episodes, good for 5-minute commutes. Then they launch into a lengthy discussion about the astrological signs of every King of the Hill character – along with the Friends aligment chart, Matt Damon's Arthur appearance, and the inventor of the Speedo.

Somewhere along the way, Brad Pitt's performance in King of the Hill ("Patch Boomhauer", SSN8 EP1) is judged against his appearance in Friends ("The One with the Rumor", SSN8 EP9).

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