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We Tried to Design Our Perfect Lives…Then Came the Catch

Ep. 486
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What if you could redesign your life, but every choice came with an unexpected catch?


From teleporting anywhere and swapping lives with celebrities to choosing the perfect home, we're making 12 impossible decisions in our usual mix of Mandarin and English.


Would you make the same choices? Learn Mandarin through real conversations, lessons, flashcards and more at MandarinMonkey.com!

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