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The Badlands - Ep. 30: You Don't Know Jack

The Twin River Trio journey deeper into Bone-Dry Gulch, where things get a little Wild. Hayden gets the bone-tingles. Salome takes a shot in the dark. Stuhmp finds a cool sword.


CW: near-dismemberment, suggestive humor


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DM: Casey Papas

Salome: Rowan McStay

Hayden: Robin Langenhop

Stuhmp: Max Weinberg


Music by Jacob Kerzner


Edited by Rowan McStay and Robin Langenhop

Mage Hand High Five and Badlands logos by Shane Smith

Apothecarist Artificer subclass by Ned Turner at DM's Guild


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