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The Badlands - Ep. 21: Of Monsters and Men

The crew descends into an abandoned Blackthorn Refinery in search of the missing Briar Sisters. Salome recalls her falling-out with Lilah. Hayden receives a lucrative offer. Stuhmp unveils his rancid lunch.


CW: Body horror, gunshots


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DM: Casey Papas

Salome: Rowan McStay

Hayden: Robin Langenhop

Stuhmp: Max Weinberg


Music by Jacob Kerzner

Edited by Rowan McStay

Mage Hand High Five and Badlands logos by Shane Smith

Apothecarist Artificer subclass by Ned Turner at DM's Guild


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