LUV & HAT

This special episode comes live to you from the London Podcast Festival, where we entirely failed to feature in any of any “must-see” guides, but we DID share a dressing room with Armando Iannucci, and we got some lovely mugs to boot. Plus! People actually turned up! And no one walked out! Even though we talked at length about periods AND poo! Our special guests were the amazing Pete Heritage and Kirsty Merryn, so go nuts and listen now. And don’t forget to like us on Facebook and leave us a review on iTunes! Please! Some lady said you had to.Regramming this UNDER FUCKING DURESS because it's our live Luv & Hat show in two hoursA photo posted by Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) on Sep 23, 2016 at 8:35am PDTSecond favourite moment of the evening was @peteheritage as a roving reporterA photo posted by Ellie Vaughan (@ekyv) on Sep 23, 2016 at 1:03pm PDTLUV AND HAT LIVE ♥A photo posted by @kirkycheep on Sep 23, 2016 at 11:56am PDT 

It’s the last episode of LUV & HAT before our performance at The London Podcast Festival! GET YOUR TICKETS HERE. This episode, although nominally about PDAs, REALLY concerns the loud monkey-donkey-ghoul sex our neighbours insist on having against our very thin party wall. Enjoy!

HELLO here is a PODCAST about BIRTHDAYS because STUART’S was last week, and ROBYN’S is on Wednesday. ALSO PLEASE COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW IN SEPTEMBER. ALSO ALSO please leave us a review on iTunes. ALSO ALSO ALSO please get in touch on Twitter to ask our advice about whatever the fuck you have going on in your lives. ALSO ALSO ALSO ALSO sorry about all the stuff about perineum rat-kings and peeling toe-skin. BYE!

This week we’re joined by Pete Heritage, Stu’s younger brother, who Stu has described before thus: It’s hard to overstate how much Pete enjoys exercise, too. Approximately a third of his kitchen space is taken up with colossal tubs of intimidating muscle supplements called things like Donkeykick and Thunderpunch. His favourite story is the one where he went to a meeting and his bicep accidentally ripped through his shirt in front of his boss. He’s one of my favourite people in the entire world, but he does have the teensiest air of steroid-inflicted murder-suicide about him. In this episode, Pete lists every type of shorts he owns, tries to pronounce “tepid topics section”, and makes some very interesting points about the podcast in general. So don’t delay, listen today! And, obviously, come and see this podcast LIVE in September. Tickets are £9.50, you blinkin’ tightwads. #toughguy And finally, you can now preorder the book Stu’s writing about Pete, below. It’s out in May 2017!