Lunch Pitches with Matt & Dru

No guest this week!Pitches this week include Burger King bringing back its shitty nuggets, a guy who’s devastated when Spirit Halloween lays him off on November 1st, a book publisher with great literal margins, and a 12-step program for guys who used to brew their own beer.Where to find usInstagramTikTokYouTubeFor live show dates and to sign up for our newsletter, visit MattAndDru.com

This week's guest is Ashley Grombol! Ashley is a very funny writer for UCB Maude team Pamela at UCB NY, which also has a Dr. Seuss-themed sketch show running this fall.Pitches this week include a political candidate who will literally fight for you, a guy who thinks car insurance reimbursements are free money, friend performance reviews, a boss who tricks people into saying words he can't pronounce, a sci-fi author obsessed with abs, and a funeral director asking for a Yelp review.Where to find usInstagramTikTokYouTubeFor live show dates and to sign up for our newsletter, visit MattAndDru.com

Our guest this week is Will Hines! Will is an incredibly funny improviser, writer, and podcaster, plus he's a longtime collaborator of ours. He's currently directing our sketch show, so he's all too used to hearing our pitches.Pitches this week include a guitar teacher who only uses Santana's "Smooth" as an example, Meta's pervert certification program, a "don't talk to me 'til I've had my coffee" standoff, a kidnapper who can't prove his victim is actually alive, an annual check-up where everything costs extra, and an intervention for the Lucky Charms leprechaun.And please check out Will's other podcasts: Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About the Beatles; Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Comics; and How Do You Get Through The Day.Where to find usInstagramTikTokYouTubeFor live show dates and to sign up for our newsletter, visit MattAndDru.com

Our very first guest on the show is... Geoff Garlock! Longtime sketch comedy writer, teacher, and director, Geoff has probably heard more pitches than almost anyone on the planet.Pitches this week include a magician who's surprised by his own tricks, an instructional drumming video that's the same beat every time, a dad who gets hooked on saying "it's a zoo in here", and a 90s-style sitcomAnd definitely check out the very funny comedy podcast Geoff cohosts 108.9 The Hawk about a fictional classic rock radio station.Where to find usInstagramTikTokYouTubeFor live show dates and to sign up for our newsletter, visit MattAndDru.com

Today's pitches include a guy running a 5K while blasting podcasts on a Bluetooth speaker, hackers apologizing because the data they stole from you was stolen by someone else, and an intervention for someone who's hard to shop for.Where to find usInstagramTikTokYouTubeFor live show dates and to sign up for our newsletter, visit MattAndDru.com

Today's pitches include two genie pitches from Dru, a small and tall clothing store so short guys and their tall friends can shop together, and a personal trainer that used to work at Sea World.Where to find usInstagramTikTokYouTubeFor live show dates and to sign up for our newsletter, visit MattAndDru.com

An introductory episode to our new podcast Lunch Pitches! Twice a week, Dru Johnston (The Chris Gethard Show, Andy Kaufman Award winner) and Matt Moskovciak (Above Average, The Bilderbergers) pitch each other new sketch comedy ideas straight from their notebooks. Sometimes a full sketch premise, sometimes a half idea, but either way they're going to riff on the pitches to see if there's something there. New episodes on Mondays and Thursdays.Where to find usInstagramTikTokYouTubeFor live show dates and to sign up for our newsletter, visit MattAndDru.com