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The Luke and Pete Show

White Man Tacos

Pete reveals his go-to breakup tactics, while Luke dives into the universal concept of every culture having its own version of a sandwich, igniting the timeless debate: soft shell or hard shell tacos?


Plus, the Battery Daddy gets edged with the prospect of another new player.


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