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Pete tells Luke about his time volunteering on hospital radio before revealing that he was never given a slot on his university's radio station Demon FM ("music with a sting in its tail"), despite his obvious presenting talent. While we're on the subject, we hear from a listener who called into a local radio station competition and totally embarrassed himself in a bid to win £1000.
Elsewhere, we hear yet again from the insatiable Battery Robot, and Ian Holloway pops into the studio for a chat!
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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Too Stinky for Press-Ganging
33:18|Luke’s been on the health supplements and Pete’s feeling gassy on account of his mānuka honey and apple cider vinegar consumption. Maybe that’s why he reckons his stink would save him from nineteenth-century naval press-ganging.Elsewhere, conversation turns to Luke’s new house and the adjustments needed, but not before Pete shares a truly horrendous nugget of information (?) about the bums of terrorists.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.Hot Guys Reading Books
31:21|Last episode’s discussion about performative art consumption continues. Now it’s time to analyse blokes in their 20s walking around with a Penguin classic under their wing. They’ve got ulterior motives, Luke reckons.Also on the table today: clothing and confidence, the brilliance of Danny Kelly and some illuminating listener correspondence about drones.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.I’ll Be Your Clown
25:21|Luke and Pete check in on the state of the nation to find Starmer being deeply unserious while the King’s having to suck up to Trump.On a cheerier note, Luke’s been to a musical about Céline Dion followed by afternoon tea at the Ritz. Get your jackets on.Plus, math rock and performative music enjoyment are under the microscope. And if you’re a harpist, be sure to get in touch.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.The One-Armed Green Grocer
34:42|Sometimes wrestlers hang out with Welsh nans and sometimes (quite often) American rockstars become really right-wing.In other news, Sabastian Sawe recently became the first person to run a sub-two hour marathon in race conditions and even Pete is impressed. Luke’s on hand to explain exactly how fast that is.Plus, both Mr Moore and Mr Donaldson have some family stories to tell, and that’s before we learn about Pete’s dad’s taste in comedy.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.MDMA on a Desert Island
33:18|GB News continues to evade toothless regulatory bodies and Pete’s dad continues to tune in. It turns out Luke’s met plenty of the presenters, many of whom are, unsurprisingly, “characters”.Elsewhere, a dinghy-based story from Luke gives way to a discussion about desert islands, both real and imagined. Pete’s got it all worked out for a life of isolation.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.One Question for the Boss
26:27|Pete’s DIY mission continues and it’s all getting a bit treacherous. He’s discovered some mould and keeps getting electric shocks off his drill. And, to add insult to injury, he’s discovered his old school reports. Luke’s reports, on the other hand, tended not to make it to their destination.Plus, we’ve got plenty of listener correspondence and a story about Mr Bruce Springsteen.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.The Christianity Escape Pod
29:32|Luke’s off to the BFI (Boxing Face Institute) and Pete might have recently participated in the worst conversation to have ever happened. At least Sammy the dog is no longer rubbing his balls on Pete’s head. Count your blessings.Plus, a look back at Radio 6 Music and pompous DJs, parking machines in the middle of nowhere and, lo and behold, the transparency of Russell Brand’s grift has reached new levels.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.My Name Isn't James
34:53|The Imperial War Museum’s got a WWI-era puppet and it’s brought up some terrifying memories for Luke. Maybe ARC Raiders would take his mind off it if it hadn’t gone to pot recently.Today, a trip down memory lane is in order as Luke and Pete reminisce about the incredibly hard video games of the past and the ways in which you used to be able to just get away with stuff. Luke had a few tricks up his sleeve in New Zealand.Finally, there’s a battery and some train stations to have a look at.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.Yes, Captain Kidney
23:31|It’s nearly Sir David Attenborough’s 100th birthday but Pete isn’t especially looking forward to the celebrations. He is, however, excited for a certain upcoming brewery-based World Cup event. As is Luke.Elsewhere on today’s show we’ve got discussion concerning antihistamines and tattoos, some fascinating listener correspondence re: kidney transplants and a return to the wonderful world of what3words.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.