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The Luke and Pete Show
Money Talks, in association with Klarna
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On today’s bonus episode, Luke and Pete are playing Klarna’s brand new game, Money Talks, which is designed to get people talking more openly about money. The lads are sharing what they’d buy if money was no object, how their upbringings have influenced their spending habits and the things in life that are worth spending that little bit more on!
Head to www.klarnamoneytalks.com to register for a chance to get a free copy of the card game and download the Klarna app for a smarter way to shop and pay!
The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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31:57|Time is a cruel mistress. Luke used to be able to take regular transatlantic flights without batting an eye and now the clocks changing knocks him for six. Pete, meanwhile, is experiencing sleep regression so severe he’s thinking about simply running away.Perhaps equally jarring a phenomenon is the current state of Radio 6 Music, the home of tunes that even the most catholic of tastes can’t account for. Thank God for 5 Live Premier League commentary. That stuff really is the business. Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.A Bad Ticker
32:24|Pete keeps seeing women who resemble his mum and he thinks he’s figured out how to share this news with the world. Luke’s not sold on his plan.After some family chat, it’s time for medical chat. Pete’s had some scans (he’s fine) and in a strange way they’ve helped him on the football pitch.Elsewhere, it’s time to check in on GTA6 and get stuck into some emails. Pumps are the order of the day.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.Give Us a Chance
31:09|While Pete's been charmed by an Instagram lad’s enthusiasm, Luke’s been bored out of his mind by Wolves vs. Portsmouth. So poor was the spectacle, in fact, that it briefly made him look favourably on live execution – like the one just cancelled in the US. A Trump mention prompts a discussion about Vivek Ramaswamy, old fashioned fat guy Chris Christie and the continuing weirdness of looksmaxxers.Plus, we hear all about Pete’s recent trip to Glasgow.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.Train the Crowd
35:30|Let’s see in the week by sounding off about Trump’s America, where a man’s execution was maybe going to be livestreamed to the populace. Also up for discussion is the sheer costliness of life in the UK and the country’s refusal to get properly angry about it.It’s not all bleak, though, because someone’s developed an updated, web-based version of Championship Manager 1997/1998 and Pete says the word “Bugatti” weirdly.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.A Five-Star Fell
33:51|There’s nothing quite like fixing something with your bare hands, as Luke will attest. Boiler 0, Mr Moore 1. Under the microscope today are topics including football both real and fantasy, the exhausting nature of throwing a punch, Metallica’s weird drum sounds and Luke’s recent trip to the Lake District. Plus, Pete drinks blueberries out of a Minions cup.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.Prison Hooch
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