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Imodium diaries

Luke’s crowned himself a born hustler after his recent forays into the world of Facebook Marketplace. Elsewhere, Pete tells us how his nan stole Churchill’s thunder with a bassinet full of babies.


Plus, has Sammy shit on the floor in sympathy for Donny’s week of having the runs?


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