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Luke and Pete trade horror stories about nature’s weapons of destruction after Alicia Silverstone has a run in with a toxic Jerusalem cherry. Then, talk turns to fake dog turd antics…naturally!
Plus, the lads pour one out for the man behind the Democracy Manifest meme.
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