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Frolicking in a bag of leaves

Is Pete a frolicker? Why is he so obsessed with leaves? And are these things related to why he never pays his tax on time? 


Elsewhere the lads discuss foods that are acceptable to eat in the mornings and wonder if Donny could 3D print a gigantic donut boy, in parts, to send to someone as a threat.


And, just before they go, there's time to run the rule over your latest battery submissions, and assess why baby owls always sleep face down...


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