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Pete’s struggling to get on board with the latest #BritishCore trend, while Luke is entertained by the American fascination with the mundanity of British culture. This gets Luke pondering what it would be like if Donny were president - he’s convinced it would lead to a lifetime reign!
Plus, a visit from Pete’s mum gets the lads questioning what really constitutes a welsh cake.
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24:27|A hankering for fish on a stick can take you to strange places, as Pete recently discovered. It’s a bleak tale, but at least he’s not turning blue like that bloke who kept drinking silver.We get into that on today’s show - plus, we devote some time to the work of Jimmy Cricket, consider Pete’s dad’s newest obsessions and cast aspersions on the effectiveness of the Heimlich manoeuvre.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.The Toyota Century and 3D Printing Enthusiasts' Club
32:09|Pete’s got a vest on and isn’t sure he’s a large enough man to carry it off. The ever-supportive Luke disagrees.Today we’re reflecting on the glory of the hotdog, the infantilisation of the modern man and the preponderance of wrong’uns in emo bands.Plus, Pete’s twin passions may leave him in a rarefied bubble.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.Unofficial Chinese Police Stations
26:46|Bizarre stories abound on today’s show as Luke recollects when a load of covert overseas Chinese “police stations” were found in the UK and Pete details a data encoding furore from the 1990s. Plus, we learn what both the guys’ outrageous scientific claim would be to make a quick buck and disappear before the ruse was discovered.Finally, it’s email time yet again and there’s a lovely prom van to have a gander at.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.Bad Knees and a Hosepipe Ban
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