Lower The Tone Podcast

Who'd have thought that pettiness, voyeurism, meditation and - frankly - bullshit, would all find themselves together on the same podcast.No-one would, that's why no-one's doing it.... until now.Episode 16 contains a smorgasbord of calorie free low carb content to consume as your robot car drives you to wherever it wants to.Don?t fancy listening? No problem, just imagine that you have; because it's exactly the same, apparently..... 🙄

In a break from the norm, Jon and Pat are trying to get this back on track, say that, they do also discuss:Superstitions, McDonalds orders, Multi Tasking, Petty Revenge, Motorway services, yawning and there is a little bit of weight loss.If you are not one of the three listeners mentioned, then please write in to lowerthetonepodcast@gmail.com

In our latest deep dive into the shallow waters of "avoiding the very topic this podcast was set up for", Pat and Jon discuss the important and serious topic of pregnancy concerns, and then trivialise the deliberate misuse of a parking space.Pull up your favourite chair, unwrap a penguin biscuit, then stick on your headphones and wonder how this has persisted for 14 episodes. If you feel affected by any of the topics, or wish to complain that the joke on your penguin biscuit wrapper felt funnier than the podcast content, definitely dont write in to lowerthetonepodcast@gmail.com.

Unlucky for some, it's Episode 13!Jon corrects his lies after being called out by Kellie (the non vegan vegan)Patrick takes one to the face, and asks for feedback constantly.Spoon sizes and haircuts are discussed1% Weight Loss, 99% funny

Having told Patrick it would be out on the 28th August, and it is now 23:58, Jon is frantically typing this!Patrick states the podcast is on hold until Jon does the skipping.We talk about the difficult gigs Patrick takes on.Patrick is Grumpy!Jon has an extreme 1 day diet plan.ENJOY!23:59... Nailed it!

Congratulations to one of our listeners Kellie on becoming pregnant. this is wonderful news for you, and also for the podcast as it boosts listener stats by 33%.Also - seeing as we rarely lose weight or do any appreciable exercise, Kellies pregnancy helps us keep listing this podcast in the 'health" category of podcasts hosting sites.The remainder of the podcast is a lengthy rant by resident grump Patrick as he inflates the importance of very minor inconveniences and then bangs on about them for a bit.Luckily Jon's on hand to lighten the mood with a list of potential baby names which appear to have been selected by Stan Lee: Storm if it's a girl, Galactus if it's a boy.

The boys finally do an in person live podcast, after a quick dunk!It was cold, it was fun, Patrick is now off on holiday!

This week, the undynamic duo jump on to the air fryer bandwagon, I say "jump", it would be nearest they'd have come to exercise in the 2 months they've been doing this if they had jumped....it's also difficult to determine what's meant by "duo" anymore...Maybe there's just 1½ of them.Enjoy this fun-size podcast responsibly.