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TRP VINTAGE: My 600lb. Life: The Assanti Brothers (Part 1)

*This episode was originally recorded 5/7/2020*

Meet Steven Assanti, a morbidly obese man from Rhode Island, which is a state somewhere up & to the right according to our combined memories. Before feeling too badly for Steven, perhaps you should know he verbally abuses every human he encounters. A steely angel named Dr. Now agrees to help Steven lose weight and save his life. However, in a twist, Dr. Now gives as many fucks as his voice shows inflection or emotion. Put down your pizza and let us go on this Assanti journey together...Namaste.


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