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Ascension Fuckery

Season 1, Ep. 3

Ascension and the raising of our vibrations to the highest possible degree: The goal for all of the spiritual work we undertake, right? But what if that's just another bullshit scale created to keep us small and separated from one another?


Join Yolandi and Ceryn for their third episode of love, light and bullshit bingo, a podcast in which they try to unpack the cliches and call out the crap that has become such a part of the wellness industry. In this episode they talk judgment, spiritual bypassing, and changing the world as they ask whether the dialogue around ascension is actually lowering our vibrations, and doing more harm than good.


As we journey with this idea of ascension fuckery, we invite you to remember an all-important question for any of this Soul work: Where does this story come from, and is it really all that different to the lies and boxes we're trying to break away from?

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