Losers Lodge

While Richard was catching fish, the other players began to realize that nobody voted him out because of his role as provider. After the reward challenge, it was Richard's 39th birthday and he now lives rent free in our heads wearing his "birthday suit". Sean was convinced that his alphabet strategy of voting for people was the fairest way and at Tribal Council he was once again proved wrong, as Richard, Rudy, and Susan again piggy-backed off his vote and Jenna was voted out. That’s how Biden was elected. We talk Bernie at the inauguration, KONY 2012 and Rich Dad, Poor Dad, Small Dad, Big Dad!

At camp, the remaining members of the former Pagong tribe felt vulnerable because the Tagi tribe had voted out their leader, Gretchen. Jenna decided her best move was to get closer to the other women, all of whom were Tagi members. She put her plan into action and seemed to sway Susan who at first thought Jenna was going to be really annoying. Richard started to worry about who voted for him at Tribal Council. We download Robinhood and put all our money in Faygo. Now a stock podcast we tell you how to get NiiiFTtttyyy.

Finally, the two tribes are set to merge into one. Jenna and Sean serve as ambassadors for their tribes, meeting at one another's camp to discuss where the new tribe should stay. We talk about how Sean has prioritized getting a nipple piercing over having a bed frame in his New York City apartment, how he’s Jerry Seinfield’s kinky-er cousin, and if he ends up being your neurosurgeon, you will not go on to outwit, outplay, outlast, or survive.

As Tagi and Pagong prepare to merge into one tribe, both teams are looking to the future, but not all of them will make it there. We talk about the capitol riots, no fly lists, Ted Cruz being a homie, tactical PR, writing off beer, piss pig economics, and how that relates to the next season of Survivor: STOP THE STEAL. 

Stacey's departure seems to have brought peace to Tagi, she can go back to being a landlord in San Francisco. Susan feels some people still could work harder, and I’m sorry Susan but who gives a shit? Across at Pagong, Ramona feels left out probably because rice makes her throw up but eating rats somehow changed her life. Greg has developed an odd penchant for pretending to talk on the phone showing that he is, in fact, a baby.

At Pagong, Greg and Colleen continue to grow closer, and stickier as the younger tribe members begin to grow more accustomed to their island home. We talk about TradCath-ASMR, Unabomber Storage Wars, eating rats, and beans. Meanwhile, across the island at Tagi camp, Stacey's raw attitude continues to annoy the rest of her tribemates, and us.

Pagong are growing weary of BB's bossy and domineering attitude. Nick and Henry are tired of the fact that he’s a CIA asset. Greg and Colleen begin to get friendly and frankly it’s disgusting.

Two Americans of average intelligence watch 16 average Americans board the Mata Hari only to later ridicule, insult, and generally ignore them as they are marooned on the small, uncharted, deserted island of Pulau Tiga in the South China Sea off the Malaysian Coast of Borneo.