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I Didn't Text Him... Vodka Did: Chapter 2

Season 22, Ep. 2

What could be more alluring and arousing than an interrogation by a former lover on your sexual activity since you broke up? I know, it's hard to think of anything, right? Well, what if I told you: that conversation happens in a nightclub bathroom? Are you getting horny? Are your loins aflame?! I thought so... Well buckle up your britches and try to contain your excitement for this second instalment of: "I Didn't Text Him...Vodka Did!" - an erotic story written by the author "aFutileResistance" for the website Literotica.com - because your wish is my command!


TRIGGER WARNING: This story contains NSFW sexual content, including sex scenes between consenting adults, themes of coercive control in relationships and DD:LG sexual dynamics


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