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We Got ROBBED & He Gave Me ‘The Clap’?!

Season 2026, Ep. 30

Ally and G have been struck by bad luck this week, as G falls victim to a London classic: the dreaded phone robbery. Meanwhile, Ally is in a tizzy after realising the dress code for her engagement party is, to put it mildly, a little confusing.


PLUS, one Gally is forced to face the consequences of living with the ex who gave her the clap, while another needs advice on asking her ex to delete her nudes. Just another day in the world of Ally and G!!


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