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Love at First Sighting
š¶Just Around the Lizard Man!š¶: The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp
Ep. 41
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š¶Oh my god, weāre back againā¦š¶
Thatās right! Weāre back and with a full episode no less! For this one, "friend of the show" Desi joins Jem and Joyce on a horny little swamp romp.Ā Want to hear discussions of horny monster games, tales of big Lizard Men, and just friends being friends? Then this is the episode for you babe! Hope you're ready for something lean, mean, and very green....XOXO
CW: Brief mentions of animal death and gun violence
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