Love at First Sighting

Well, it was bound to happen folks. With book series like the “A Court of Thorns and Roses” growing in popularity, it was only a matter of time before we’d received some fairy smut. And today is that day, and we welcome it with arms wide open! On this one, we discuss soggy mummies, groblins from New England, and sapphic fairy porn. We hope you’re ready for a poetic, horny masterpiece.Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod. Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod. 

CW: Brief mention of death, kidnapping, murder, animal attack, animal death and mild body horror.Special note: We tried something new to record this one. For some reason, there was quite a delay in our audio. So, it’s not that we love talking over each other…just some technical difficulties. We did our best to adjust it in the edit. <3Alrighty, disclaimers all out of the way, get ready to talk about some jigsaw puzzle bird people. What does the La Lechuza really look like? Nobody knows! What we do know is this bird girl loves to get down. Join us as we learn about the Owl Witch and read Coco’s surprisingly tame & romance-leaning story. It may be tamer than usual, but it still delivers!Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod. Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod. 

CW: Drug use, alcohol use, death, car accidents, references to war, and murderWhat does the Bible, Bigfoot, and law enforcement have in common? Well, not a lot but more than you probably think…This one is for all our socially inept listeners out there. WHAT, WHAT!!! We see you, we feel you, and we love you. In this episode, we talk movie nights, the man with a smile always on his face, and Joyce gets bullied into ‘faking it’…JUST FOR YOU! Her FIRST TIME (so be nice)! Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod. Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod. 

CW: Drug use, gun violence, racism, violence against indigenous folks, animal cruelty, animal death, hunting, body horror, murderToday we’re journeying to the Cumberland mountains to meet a cute lil dragon. To their delight, Joyce tells the rest of the crew about the Cumberland dragon aka Goosefoot. Hear us discuss X-men, more horny popcorn buckets, and fanfics about little known media franchise. You up for our antics? Sure hope so!Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod. Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod. 

CW: Drug useWe messy but in a fun way….right???Hey, do you know anyone at Dropout?!? If so, hit us up. We want to put out a general invite to anyone involved with the network. You’re all hilarious. But now….to today’s episode! For this one, we’re talking about the Dover Demon, a silly lil guy with a big ole noggin. Joyce fumbles the cold open but makes up for it with her monster report, Jem serves amazing drip & saucy lit, and Coco makes some interesting choices with his character voice. Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod. Want to help us make a Goatman movie? Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod. 

CW: Mentions of the existence of bestiality, racism in literature, bodily functions, and substance use,Did you miss us? Awww, we missed you too! You know us, we’re here, we’re queer, and we’re still doing the thing. Today, we discuss the New Jersey Mantis Man, a bug-like humanoid frightening fishermen all up and down the M’Cong River. And we say this a lot, but this one’s a silly one! No lie! We think you’re going to like it.Be it insect, alien, waterfowl, or man…who knows?! You be the judge!Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod. Want to help us get “crunk in the creek” ? Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod. 

CW: Animal death, injuryWill we ever convince the McElroy brothers to be on our show….probably not. But we can dream, can’t we?Today we’re discussing a furry bad boi known as the Beast of Bray Road. Join us and learn about this rowdy boy from Wisconsin, how to Google movies, and hear a tale from “friend of the show”, Desi! Also, hey, we say this in the show but after this one, we’re moving to a once-a-month format. We hope you understand and aren’t too bummed. We just want to keep doing this thing and do it justice. Having more time for eps will help us in that goal. Appreciate you all <3Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod. Want to support our research into sex magic? Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod. 

CW: DeathTo celebrate the recent April Fool’s Day, Jem wanted to spicy things up. So for this one, the LAFS crew have all switched roles for the day with Jem doing research, Coco bringing the lit, and Joyce giving a voice performance that can only be described as “malicious compliance”. Confused? Well, figure out what we mean by listening to this episode about the saddest of all pigs, the Squonk! Of course, you’d be sad too if people talked about you the way scholars talk about our lonely boi….poor lil guy. Be nice to this bb angel.Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod. Want to help Jem get more “friends”? Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod.