Ladies & Tangents

It's a scandals episode but it's got big horse energy. We've got 3 horse adjacent stories and a hot horse on the couch cackling into the mic. We hope you enjoy this silly goofy time, after dark *eh ne ne ne neh...* or should it be *eh ney ney ney ney*?

We both had run ins with nature this past week and wanted to use our experiences as cautionary tales for all of you. Ciara was attacked by birds, and Jeri slept on the dirt and tested both her mental and spinal stability. After several derails, we were able to bring you 3 stories that we didn't get to during the live shows!

When the world feels chaotic, we create chaos to match. After fighting about the color of rainbows, some light gaslighting and trips down two very different memory lanes, we went all the way back to November in our submissions to answer the rest of the Most Likely to Submissions.

Before continuing on with giving our unsolicited opinions on reddit submissions, we took a quick detour to the pods to discuss the absolute masterpiece that is Love is Blind Season 4.

I think we requested you all to give us Would You Rathers on instagram and then proceeded to play Never Have I Ever for the majority of the episode. We talked way too much about our previous love lives and almost destroyed our equipment. This is as messy as you'd expect it to be.

We had such an exciting week and we can't wait to share it with you! We are still in shock that so many major personal and professional milestones are happening simultaneously, and there's no one we'd rather experience it with than with our besties!

It has been a while since we answered some juicy questions so we decided to start the new year off with some bare naked honesty. Just call us the bare naked ladies. It'll still be three days until we say we're sorry for that joke....

Please enjoy a double helping of Ho stories this week as our holiday gift to you. It would have been a christmas miracle if either of us made it through without an excess of fluids leaving our bodies. Unfortunately for one of us, miracles are hard to come by.