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Kick Offs and Kick Ons

Danny Care and an exclusive interview with Kurtley Beale on The KOKO Show

Season 1, Ep. 13

This week on the KOKO show we give you the old school two guest turnaround, that's right more bloody exclusives than the humble rugby fan can poke a stick at.


First up the lads run you through a hilarious Goit inspired ‘Social Snitches’ from fourteen years ago, we also dive into everything Super(b) Rugby with another lashing of ‘Super Sizzlers’ brought to you by our friends at BeefEater and Appliances Online.


Then we really turn this mofo up to a ten, the KOKO crew have an exclusive first time interview with a dear friend of the show and new Western Force recruit, the one and only Mr Kurtley ‘KB’ Beale. But as wise men have always said, one guest is cute, and two guests are totally SLAY.


That is right we have doubled up for all our NHL’s (Northern Hemisphere Legends) and we have brought you the little legend from Leeds and the hottest half in the business, so please get your pump on and quaff your hair for the lightweight lothario that is Danny Care.


So kick back and relax as we wrap up the world of rugby like a delicious midnight kebab after a session with Holiday Swoop.


It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME

00:42 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS

04:43 - MERCHANDISE PLUG (www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshow)

05:40 - SOCIAL PLUG

06:24 - SOCIAL SNITCHES

11:42 - RUGBY ROUNDUP SEGMENT/ SUPERB RUGBY

15:01 - DREW’S SIMON RAIWALUI CHAT TEASE

25:20 - KURTLEY BEALE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

40:25 - SUPER SIZZLERS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (www.appliancesonline.com.au)

44:33 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS

44:57 - INTRODUCE DANNY CARE

48:43 - DANNY MISSED ONE OF THE BEST GAMES IN CLUB HISTORY

50:54 - DANNY’S 100TH TEST CAP

52:25 - DANNY ON EDDIE JONES AND BEING CUT

01:04:26 - TIGHT FIVE WITH DANNY CARE

01:09:50 - SUPER W SCORES, FINAL PREVIEW AND WALLAROOS ANNOUNCEMENT

01:16:30 - MERCH AND SOCIAL PLUGS

01:17:00 - FIREBALL SHOT SKI

01:18:14 - GOODBYES AND SIGN-OFF


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    23:05||Season 1, Ep. 34
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    23:34||Season 1, Ep. 32
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  • 32. Bryan Habana flies by The KOKO Show for the very 'first' time ever.

    01:31:31||Season 1, Ep. 32
    This week on The KOKO Show we dive right back into the magical ecosystem that is The Rugby Championship season, nourishing our bodies with a gritty ‘Top Schmidt’ Wallabies win and nibbling on the big dog battle that saw the Springboks prevail over the All Blacks. With so much mouthwatering footy on the menu, it is only right that we pick both carcasses clean, like the analytical vultures we are. With the Wallabies well and truly back in the winners circle the lads bathe in the radiant aura of victory and boy it does it feel good. This episode Swoop was loud, Biv had his finger on the pulse, Gits was happy and Prof was Prof, giving you our beautiful fans a well rounded trip through the unforgiving yet always rewarding tundra that is International Rugby. Plus, to help us deliver this sensory overload for your eyes and ears, we were joined by one of the greatest to ever lace them up. He is the Joburg Joker, the tip-toeing tech tycoon and the only bloke that can make racing animals and planes for money look cool. It is of course our South African sidekick Mr Bryan Habana. With Spring now sprung and the mercury rising, the boys in partnership with our beautiful friends at MYER give our fashion focused fans a little taste of what to wear in warmer months in another mixed bag ‘Match Fit’. So flip out your shopping channel deck chair, get that coconut oil in all of your deepest crevices and soak up some springtime sun, with your four favourite flogs nattering in your head. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show04:48 - Shout out to MYER05:57 - Intro the boys 07:46 - Spring Tour plug 08:33 - Weekend recap and Shute Shield Final recap11:56 - Sydney Live Show shout out14:17 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER21:01 - Rugby Roundup part 1 - Argentina v Wallabies43:37 - Fat Man Scoop tribute 45:57 - Agustin Creevy tribute for his last game47:50 - Introduce Bryan Habana 54:29 - Rugby Roundup part 2 - South Africa v New Zealand 55:58 - Bryan on the Springbok’s fearless character57:55 - The boys showing Kwagga Smith some love59:38 - Bryan talking about his connection with the current team01:02:41 - This Springbok team is bringing the nation together01:05:00 - Which cartoon character was Bryan attracted to?01:05:58 - Bryan on Joe van Niekerk 01:08:22 - Bryan’s arrival in Toulon 01:09:26 - Bryan on the current All Blacks side01:13:57 - Bryan on the Springbok’s questioning the Wallabies integrity 01:18:00 - The KOKO Quiz01:23:57 - Start one, bench one and drop one - Bryan Habana edition01:25:30 - Close of the show Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comGET YOUR TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SYDNEY SHOW HERE - https://events.humanitix.com/thekokoshowMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.