Kick Offs and Kick Ons

This week on The KOKO Show we celebrate the mighty Wallabies going back to back to back in 2024, as we dive deep into the weekend's footy, throwing ‘Schmidt’ at the wall and seeing what sticks. With Mr Matt ‘Goitan’ Giteau sunning his bits and pieces in the SoCal summer, we have brought in a superstar replacement to adequately fill the void left by the richest man in Canberra. Our panelist this week is the fleet footed frontrower that cuts defenses up like a rusty old lawnmower, a baby faced bulldozer who will never hinge whilst getting off on a scrummaging binge. That is right, please welcome the bloke known as the Newington nightmare, he is all bells and no whistle and boy does he jingle all the way, it is the one and only Mr Angus Bell. In this week's episode we cover all the games from the weekend’s inter-tier bonanza of beat downs, we touch on San Diego’s disappointing exit from the MLR finals in our ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment and we have a little look at what the Wallabies need to work on moving into the upcoming TRC. Plus, it wouldn't be the KOKO spirit, without showing our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren some love, so we deliver you a ‘Match Fit’ straight from the catwalks of Milan, dripping in luxe living and dapper decadence. So pour yourself a double, spark up a winnie red and get cozy on your industrial strength water bed. This KOKO conniption is going to be a bumpy ride. Buckle up, be brave and get ready for your bell to be rung from all sides, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.Timecodes:00:00 - Show intro 01:33 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug02:41 - Introducing the boys04:07 - Introducing Angus Bell 05:31 - How Angus’ injury is coming along06:45 - Angus Bell cutting weight 08:24 - KOKO live show recap11:12 - Angus kicking as a prop15:07 - Wallabies v Georgia recap29:23 - Joe Schmidt selection headaches and overseas players31:35 - Angus’ favourite second rowers34:49 - Queensland Reds v Wales37:13 - Rebels players who might be going to the Waratahs39:50 - Simon Raiwalui joining the Waratahs staff 40:35 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren45:50 - Socials pug46:50 - New merchandise drop announcement 48:05 - Angus tells a story about watching Drew play49:35 - All Black v Fiji recap54:19 - South Africa v Portugal recap57:53 - Uruguay v Argentina recap59:33 - Other international scores 01:02:09 - Northern Hemisphere Legends segment01:04:16 - The boys call Matt Giteau 01:07:41 - Angus Bell’s work with the ‘What Ability’ charity01:09:13 - Close of the showBig thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

This week’s bonus content comes in the form of a rare and majestic creature, some have said that it is more unique and glorious than the magical unicorn, that is right we have locked down fan favourite Holiday Swoop to answer some KOKO Kwestions.People think that fella is all ra ra, winner’s piss and nights out on the town, but truth be told his insights on the game they play in heaven is unparalleled in the world of rugby media. Prof and Swoopy break down the beauty of rugby union, who inspired him to play and when did he know he had the goods to go all the way. So please sit back, pull down your strides and just let it all hang out as Uncle Adam tells you who's who in the zoo. It’s time for another instalment of KOKO Kwestions.Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

This week on The KOKO Show the boys bask in the ethereal light of back-to-back Wallabies victories over the willing Welsh, with the main focus being getting lit and talking Schmidt. As the Wallabies remain on pace for complete rugby world domination, the crew also find some time to break down the other ‘BIG DAWG’ Internationals from across the weekend, which saw the All Blacks pants England, Ireland put the Boks on the rocks and the Arigies fry up the French. With all this global footy lovin’ going on, we thought it would be fitting to bring in a guest that has faced all these foes and has come out the other side still baby faced and bushy tailed. This fella has played over 90 caps for Wales, he is a Six Nations Champion and has represented the Lions on six occasions. He is the headgear wearing hottie, the Bancyfelin bruiser and the vixen from the Valleys, it is of course Jonathan ‘Fox’ Davies. Plus, thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren brought to you by our beautiful friends at Myer, the lads are looking luminous, luscious and quite simply lovable in another stylish installment of ‘Match Fit’. We know we are too generous, but when you think we couldn't fit any more into this bloody show, we somehow find enough room to squeeze in the world's greatest pie and a little bit of Quiz action. That's right thanks to Four’N Twenty for sponsoring the KOKO Quiz and not only do they make pies that are 100% Aussie Beef, they are also 100% bloody delicious.So, instead of taking a long walk off a short jetty, just throw on your most luxurious activewear, Fosbury flop onto your favourite ottoman and just let the dulcet tones of four half pissed lunatics try and tell you what happened this week in the world of rugby. That’s right, it's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. Timecodes: 00:00 - Show Intro 01:10 - Polo Ralph Lauren and Four’N Twenty sponsorship plugs02:38 - Intros for the boys 05:43 - Recap of the crew’s week13:00 - Huge public response to Hugo sining last week15:02 - Rugby Round Up: Wallabies v Wales Game 222:47 - Prof talks about how Joe Schmidt is a calming influence23:42 - Introduce Jonathan Fox Davies27:16 - Best game in Jonathan Davies’ career28:30 - Jonathan getting picked over Brian O’Driscoll29:53 - Swoop has Brian O’Driscoll’s last Lions jersey 32:37 - Every team loves playing in Wales33:27 - Jonathan Davies on the current state of Welsh Rugby38:00 - Jonathan Davies wants to play Super Rugby44:47 - The KOKO Quiz brought to you by Four’N Twenty54:12 - Farewell for Jonathan Fox Davies 55:32 - Live Show plug at Wallabies v Georgia game57:02 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots - Paddington 58:32 - Wallaroos v Black Ferns review 59:47 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren01:05:39 - Socials and merch plug - KOKO Website 01:06:51 - Northern Hemisphere Legends/Losers01:07:27 - Ireland v South Africa review 01:16:34 - All Blacks v England review01:21:09 - Argentina v France review 01:24:01 - Other International Test match scores01:28:12 - Final thoughts01:32:16 - Close of the showBig thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

As you all know The KOKO Show always goes above and beyond for its fans and for a little extra content snack this week Mr Moneybags Giteau sits down with the fearless leader of the San Diego Seals team, and Legion tighthead prop, Mr Darcy Breen.Not unlike Bigfoot or the abominable snowman, we have been tracking down this big bopper for ages and now we have finally landed the man with more vertebrae than Healthy Harold the Giraffe. Gits picks his brain about a myriad of topics, such as, where his footy journey began, how to perfect the art of scrummaging, the benefits of a death-shake for bulking and why Mrs Incredible’s flexibility is so bloody attractive.So please sit back, keep your posture on point and the core engaged, as we wouldn't want anyone to slip a disc whilst listening to this neck roll of an interview. It’s time for the newest instalment of ‘Bits with Gits’.Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

This week on The KOKO Show we unshackle ourselves from the world of high-end rugby guests to get down and dirty with the majestic temptress that is International Rugby. Prof and the boys peel back the layers on all of the big matches from the weekend, with special attention placed on the Wallabies' big win over the luckless Welsh. The crew give their in depth opinions and hard hitting analysis of Australia’s new era of rugby, as the men in gold successfully started the ‘Schmidting It In’ process with a gritty win in game one of their July Series.Plus, we unpack all of the big DAWG duels that certainly lived up to their hype, with South Africa downing a gallant Ireland, New Zealand edging out a persistent England and France beating the Argies with the blunt end of a baguette. With week one of global games coming to a close it was a dominant display by the teams from the Southern semicircle of the world, which led the lads to renaming this week's juicy dose of ‘Northern Hemisphere Losers’ in order to be more accurate. Also in the show, we dish up a classic case of ‘What’s Drewing’, Prof is the target of his first ‘Social Snitch’ and finally Adam ‘Pieman’ Ashley-Cooper goes for a three peat in the Four’N Twenty KOKO Quiz.Last, but certainly not least, thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren the boys are literally wearing too many threads to count and boy do they look sexy in this week's installment of ‘Match Fit’. So put on your cork hats, firmly re-plug your double pluggers and throw on your going out footy shorts, because the bloody Wallabies are back in the winners circle and it is time to celebrate with your favourite ra ra ramblers.We present to you episode 24 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES 00:00 - Intros 06:04 - The boys weekend at the footy 06:47- Swoops Defender outing at the rugby 08:46 - WALLABIES v WALES review 10:52 - Swoop on the Wallabies positives18:38 - The boys talk about Joe Schmidt’s first game21:26 - Swoop on what being a coach is like 24:50 - What Wales has to do in game two to win27:34 - WALLAROOS V FIJIANA review30:08 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren 35:54 - Social plug, merch drops and live show info38:05 - Social Snitches39:57 - Northern Hemisphere Legends 41:08 - SOUTH AFRICA V IRELAND review43:45 - Gits praises Cheslin Kolbe52:54 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots 57:07 - ALL BLACKS V ENGLAND review01:06:01 - ARGENTINA V FRANCE review01:08:54 - Smaller international results 01:09:47 - What's Drewing?01:11:02 - The Four’N Twenty KOKO Quiz01:18:41 - Final Thoughts01:19:40 - Hugo singing ‘Waltzing Matilda’ to finish the show'Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

This week our extra content comes from you, our beautiful big brained brilliant fans. That is right we are debuting our new segment KOKO Kwestions where one of the boys answers viewer questions while Prof sits there and mocks them endlessly.Once again Swoop managed to duck and dive the extra work, so this week Prof sits down with Drew ‘no budget’ Mitchell and they filter through a few listener questions, covering topics from Biv’s Wallaby debut all the way through to how athletes can deal with anxiety and the stresses of playing professional sport.So sit down and keep quiet and who knows you might bloody learn something for once. It’s time for you to gnaw on the bonus morsel attached to our content bone, this is ‘KOKO Kwestions’.If you have any questions that you would like answered by one of these highly decorated neanderthals please send them through to our email: info@shtn.com.au or DM us on insta @kickoffskickons. And as always please continue to ‘Schmidt It In’.Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

This week on The KOKO Show we have provided you with an absolute ball tearer of an episode as we transition into the beautiful oasis that is International Rugby. As we head into our 23rd week of life, the boys are joined by our favourite pint sized pioneer of quick ball and shit talk who is known for his skill, leadership and his beautiful top lip warmer. It is of course our number one Wallabies halfback born in a place named after a baked good, the one and only Mr Nic William White. With Nic in tow we submerge our souls deep down into the inner workings of Wallaby Camp, getting all the tea from our little mate as the Wallabies shape up to shatter the will of Wales.As aforementioned, the boys get stuck into the majestic galaxy that is test footy as we build up and break down all the big International series that will be pleasuring your eyes and ears in the coming months. There is of course a little taste of home for those in the top half of the globe with a juicy ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment. Plus, back by popular demand Mr DOGG gives you the Cape Town edition of ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ and at the end we get ‘quizzy with it’ thanks to our dear friends at Four’N Twenty.And I know what you are all thinking, where is the bloody ‘Match Fit’ segment? Well hold your Polo horses because with our headline sponsor at Polo Ralph Lauren the boys get real drippy this week with their fly and fresh fits. So sit back, relax and fix yourself a white wine shandy, as the KOKO Crew are about to make you randy. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES 00:00 - Introducing the show 01:16 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug 01:46 - Four’N Twenty plug 02:48 - Introducing the boys 04:44 - Recap of the weekend 06:55 - Gift for Drew from the Pine Rivers Pumas08:09 - Git’s San Diego Legion recap09:50 - Introducing Nic White11:00 - Nic White talking about his scratched up face 12:57 - Nic White on the first Wallaby camp 15:26 - Nic White on the difference between Eddie and Joe 16:40 - Nic confirms that Joe wears his ‘Schmidt It In’ shirt22:59 - Nic White on playing at the Western Force 24:13 - Start one, bench one and drop one - Nic White edition 26:35 - Farewell to Nic White29:13 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren36:13 - Socials, website and live show plug 38:36 - Social Snitches42:04 - The Rugby Roundup segment - Wallabies v Wales chat 45:25 - Gits chats about How the coaching staff works together at camp46:55 - Swoop talks about how we must respect Wales 48:32 - Wallabies v Wales panel predictions 48:51 - South Africa v Ireland chat 53:36 - All Blacks v England chat 57:26 - Argentina v France chat59:54 - Fiji v Georgia, Portugal v Scotland and Romania v USA chat 01:01:32 - Gits on changing the arrangement of the anthems 01:02:58 - Wallaroos v Fijiana plug 01:04:00 - ‘What’s Drewing?’01:07:37 - ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ - Cape Town edition 01:13:13 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Top 14 Final Toulouse v Bordeaux 01:17:24 - The KOKO Quiz - Brought to you by Four’N Twenty01:25:42 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren and Myer Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

This week on the KOKO Show we give you a double guest charcuterie board filled to the brim with Olympic sized treats. We are joined by the one woman wrecking crew who prefers flattening opponents than crossing the whitewash, she is known as the Narrabeen Knuckle Duster, but we just like to call her Miss Sariah Paki. On top of having one of the star players, we thought let's also get the gentleman that puts these gold medal gurus through their paces. He is the Russel Crowe of the Women’s Sevens set up and boy does he have a beautiful mind, it is the mercurial messenger, Mr Tim Walsh. With the KOKO torch lit and the ceremony over, Sariah and Tim dove deep into their Olympic preparations, discussed the sacrifices for success and illuminated the best path for their gold medal domination in Paris.   Plus, the boys most certainly jumped through all the Olympic rings to bring you your favourite KOKO segments including a full ‘Rugby Roundup’ where we breakdown the Blues v Chiefs final, we had a quick visit to Dr ‘What’s Drewing?’ to discuss Joe Schmidt’s first Wallaby Squad, as well as a little squizz at the winners and losers out of the All Blacks selection session. The boys then took a little jaunt North of the Equator to unpack all the footy action over the weekend which included England pounding Japan, the Springboks emasculating the Welsh, the Top 14 Semis and finally the URC Final.Just kick back in your comfy, stylish and durable threads from our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren and let’s bloody manifest about living out our Olympic dream of being higher, faster and stronger together. So, all that is left to do is take your favourite Matt Giteau gummy, run to the fridge for snacks and hammer-curl a glass of crisp Savvy B, it’s time for another session of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.00:00 - Start of the show 00:33 - Polo Ralph Lauren Plug 01:07 - Show intro02:24 - The boys intros04:00 - Recap of the boy’s weekends 07:42 - ‘Match Fit’ segment brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren13:16 - Socials and website plug 14:22 - Daniel Ricciardo loves the KOKO merch15:21 - Social Snitches segment17:39 - Introducing Tim Walsh and Sariah Paki37:09 - Who are the Aussie Women's Sevens biggest rivals40:01 - Tim Walsh almost got Gits to play sevens41:51 - Bringing fifteens players into the sevens last minute45:09 - The KOKO Quiz 59:08 - Rugby Roundup Segment 59:18 - Super Rugby Final01:04:18 - What’s Drewing? - Discussing the Wallabies and All Blacks squads01:10:43 - Northern Hemisphere Legends01:29:02 - Top 14 Semi-Finals 01:33:53 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater and special KOKO ‘Beef10’ discount code01:38:49 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren our headline sponsor01:39:33 - Signing off the showBig thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenGet yourself 10% off with the code 'Beef10' and also support the show!AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

If you want more, you can have it. So this week’s extra content for you KOKO Show desperados is another little dose of ‘Prof’s Pick And Let’s Effing Go’.This week Prof has a chinwag with our punditry purist Drew Mitchell to breakdown the Aussie Super Rugby Teams performances in 2024. The pair get into the weeds about the strengths and weaknesses of each team in the tournament and areas where growth is needed for 2025.   In this segment we give you guys a comprehensive health check post the 2024 season and also how each of these teams may shape up heading into a new year.So please sit back and listen to every bloody word these buffoons say because they know their Aussie footy and they only deliver sage analysis. It’s time for Prof’s Pick And Let's Effing Go’. Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.