Kick Offs and Kick Ons

This week on the KOKO show we are proud to announce our new headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren in connection with our dear friends at MYER. With the lights burning bright on the show we are now able to afford some A-grade guests, so this week we have lined up an absolute cracker. This man is one of Aussie Rugby’s most exciting players, with footwork and ball skills that leave opposing players tied up like German soft pretzels. He burst onto the scene in the mid 2000’s as the prodigy to end all prodigies, and boy he didn’t disappoint. That is right, this week we are joined by Brissy’s boxing bad boy, the quick, the quiet and the quirky, Mr Quade Cooper.Plus, with Polo Ralph Lauren as our new sponsor we are rolling out a brand new segment called ‘Match Fit’, where we break down the boy’s looks for the show and have a deep dive into their aesthetic choices and fashion forward vibes. We also deliver all the fan favourites, as we unpack the penultimate round of the Super(b) Rugby regular season, we debrief on another disappointing Wallaroos showing, we have a ‘Social Snitches’ that turns back time and finally we give some love to our Northern Hemisphere legends after an epic Champions Cup Final. We are the gift that can now give more, as we have a true blue chip headline sponsor to back our shenanigans, so sit back relax and ask yourself the age old question “Do you think I can rock a turtleneck sweater this winter?” It’s now time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.   TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - START OF THE SHOW00:16 - HEADLINE SPONSOR ANNOUNCEMENT01:19 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS 04:24 - HEALTH CHECK WITH THE BOYS 06:55 - SWOOP’S PACKING POSITANO’S PEBBLES08:48 - DREW FLYING ON A PRIVATE JET 10:31 - SAN DIEGO LEGION UPDATE 12:38 - ‘MATCH FIT’ BROUGHT TO YOU BY POLO RALPH LAUREN 16:03 - SOCIAL SNITCHES 21:09 - RUGBY ROUNDUP SEGMENT 24:08 - ADDING TOM WRIGHT TO THE HALFWAY WALLABIES XV31:13 - ADDING THE JUNKYARD DOG TO THE HALFWAY WALLABIES XV36:57 - SUPER SIZZLERS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER 41:07 - WALLAROOS V BLACK FERNS DEBRIEF 43:04 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS SEGMENT 52:18 - INTRODUCE QUADE COOPER 55:48 - QUADE TALKING ABOUT JAPAN AND THE SEASON JUST GONE 58:20 - QUADE ON PLAYING WITH WILL GENIA AGAIN 59:00 - QUADE ON JAPAN RUGBY GROWING THE GAME01:02:59 - PROF ASKING QUADE ABOUT LIFE IN JAPAN AND THE ONSEN CULTURE01:06:50 - QUADE ON HIS RUGBY FUTURE 01:07:50 - QUADE ON LEARNING TO LOVE TRAINING 01:11:33 - QUADE ON MISSING THE RWC AND WALLABIES FUTURE 01:14:07 - QUADE ON THE IMPORTANCE OF SENIOR PLAYERS IN A SQUAD 01:17:06 - WHICH YOUNG 10 WOULD QUADE PICK FOR THE WALLABIES? 01:18:24 - START ONE, BENCH ONE AND DROP ONE - THE QUADE EDITION01:24:50 - THE KOKO QUIZ WITH QUADE COOPER 01:35:34 - QUADE ON HIS LOVE OF CLOTHES AND HIS BRAND SHOSAI 01:36:57 - PROF ASKS THE BOYS IF THEY THINK QUADE WILL BE IN THE WALLABIES 01:37:12 - POLO RALPH LAUREN PLUG01:39:09 - FAREWELLS AND CLOSE OF THE SHOW Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshowMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

We want more! We want more! Ok we heard you, you crazy bastards. So this week we are debuting some extra content for you KOKO Show loving truffle pigs.We present ‘Prof’s Pick And Let’s Effing Go’ and this week Prof sits down with our very own Drew Mitchell to get into all the nooks and crannies of what was a glittering single ‘g’ career.In this segment we get to peek behind the curtain and into the beautiful mind and footy history of one of Aussie rugby’s best blokes and greatest players.So please sit back, take your 6pm No-Doz and wash it down with a stiff rumbo and cola as you enjoy a little extra KOKO lovin’. It’s time for Prof’s Pick And Let's Effing Go’.  

This week on The KOKO Show we are coming to you from all corners of the globe, Prof and Biv are in the studio in Sydney, Gits is lighting it up in San Diego and Holiday Swoop is bringing the heat all the way from Positano in Italy.Much like a sunset kissing the top of an Amalfi village, this episode will make you feel things in the deepest and darkest corners of your pleasure department. Without a guest this week we welcome you inside the KOKO Dojo of Chaotic Mojo for some serious laughs and hardcore banter.We break down all things Super(b) Rugby in the ‘Rugby Roundup Segment’, the lads serve you up a beautifully al dente ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment and there is of course a signature slice of ‘Social Snitches'.For all you massive rugby nerds in the ‘KOKO-sphere’ the boys give you their hot-takes on the new law changes coming into the game in July, as we give you a very comprehensive dose of ‘What's Drewing?’To finish the show we give you the fight you have all been waiting for, so throw out Fury v Usyk and disregard Ali v Frazier, as we present Tommy v Hugo in the Powerhouse Production Knee Wrestle of the Century.So please sit back and enjoy this limoncello fueled mechanical bull ride of a show with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti, because it is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - INTROS07:58 - SETTING UP THE FIGHT BETWEEN HUGO AND TOM12:37 - MERCH PLUG13:05 - SOCIALS PLUG13:41 - WHAT IS GITS LIKE POST LOSS 14:20 - SOCIAL SNITCHES16:30 - 2010 BARBARIANS FOLLOW UP STORY23:18 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT43:05 - ITALIAN GOD SALVETORE MAKES A CAMEO WITH SWOOP48:36 - SUPER SIZZLER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater)58:13 - WHAT'S DREWING? SEGMENT - THE NEW RUGBY LAWS01:07:40 - WALLAROOS V USA INTERNATIONAL REVIEW01:08:37 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS 01:11:10 - TEASING OUR NEW KOKO WEBSITE COMING SOON!01:13:51 - MERCH/SOCIAL PLUG 01:14:11 - THE PRODUCER FIGHT01:18:03 - GOODBYES AND CLOSE OF THE SHOWBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshowMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

This week on The KOKO Show the lads go wall to wall footy with a couple of cheeky yarns sprinkled into the mix. We deliver a comprehensive ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment unpacking and unfurling Round 12 of the Super(b) Rugby, illuminating the teams that are in the hunt for glory and the others that can start preparing for a debaucherous Mad Monday.With this in mind the lads don their outdoor aprons armed with their lucky tongs and serve you guys a smokey and saucy selection of ‘Super Sizzlers’, thanks to our friends at BeefEater and AppliancesOnline. We also dive into the unfortunate result for the Wallaroos in their first test match of the year, as they went down to the maple syrup crushing Canadians in Sydney.However, this week our piste de resistance is currently considered a ‘Northern Hemisphere Legend’, but really is a Southern Hemi Sensation. This man is widely considered as one of the greatest centres the rugby world has ever seen, a man so bold he refuses to get old, with nicknames like ‘The Tank’ and ‘The Rock’ opposing player often felt liquid filling their sock. This man is a gentleman and a scholar so please stand up and holla, yes of course, it is the one and only Mr Ma’a Nonu.So sit back, get yourself a plate with all the fixings and slip into your Sunday best as we spread another ‘Two-Time’ RWC champ across your soundwaves. That's right, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME01:58 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS / HOW WERE THE WEEKENDS 04:20 - DREW PLAYING IN AN ADF RUGBY MATCH WITH FAMILY10:58 - MERCHANDISE AND SOCIAL PLUGS11:58 - INTRODUCE MA’A NONU14:31 - THE LEGION WERE DISAPPOINTED THAT GITS CAME AND THEN LEFT16:22 - WHAT DID GITS AND MA’A DO IN THE BYE WEEK17:37 - MA’A RANKS THE TOUGHEST CLUB LEAGUES IN THE WORLD22:10 - MA’A TALKING ABOUT PLAYING WITH JONAH 26:23 - MA’A PLAYING WITH DREW AND GITS IN TOULON29:29 - TALKING ABOUT MA’A’S INTERNATIONAL CAREERALL FOUR BOYS PLAYING FOR THE BARBARIANS TOGETHER 34:58 - 2015 WORLD CUP FINAL CHAT NZ V AUSTRALIA 40:20 - START ONE, BENCH ON AND DROP ONE WITH MA’A 41:13 - SOCIAL SNITCHES44:16 - THE KOKO QUIZ WITH MA’A52:13 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS57:23 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT01:14:14 - SUPER SIZZLER SEGMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER01:19:51 - WHAT’S DREWING?01:23:20 - WALLAROOS V CANADA REVIEW01:25:30 - GOODBYES AND SOCIAL/MERCH PLUGSBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshowMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

This time around on The KOKO Show the boys have a special treat with an all-time Northern Hemisphere Legend and Springbok speedster, a man with fast feet and an even faster car collection. You better bloody believe it, we chat to the king of the Cape and a hero in headgear Mr Cheslin Kolbe.The boys also dish out an all you can eat serving of the Rugby Roundup, topped with an extra spicy Suber(b) Sizzler garnish thanks to our mates at BeefEater and AppliancesOnline. We then round out this mouth watering walk through the rugby world with a couple of new segments entitled ‘What’s Drewing?’ and the boys ‘Debate the Top Eight.’So sit back, relax and drink in the serenity as we go on a footy safari to see ‘The Big Five’ loose units in their natural habitat. We beg you to be chipper for Cheslin, fabulous for footy, nuts about the North and hit a long smoko for KOKO. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.00:00 - Intro04:10 - Merchandise available!05:17 - Social Snitches - Swoop in 201907:21 - Northern Hemisphere Legends08:51 - CHESLIN KOLBE!10:51 - Cheslin playing in Japan12:10 - Cheslin PLaying with All Black Captain Sam Cane18:29-  Beating the All Blacks in the RWC Final26:15 - Cheslin on THAT Charge down31:42 - Start one, Bench one, Drop One34:40 - The Springbok Quiz43:47 - NHL’s Continues 44:15 - MLR - San Diego vs Dallas48:45 - Toulouse v Harlequins48:37 - Leinster v Northampton50:31 - Rugby Round Up51:00 - Hurricanes v Waratahs53:31 - Blues v Rebels54:39 - Highlanders v Moana56:37 - Crusaders v Reds58:57 - Chiefs v Force59:32 - Brumbies v Drua01:02:02 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater01:07:32 - What’s Drewing?01:14:55 - Debate the top 801:23:10 - Wallaroos SquadBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshowMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

This week on The KOKO Show the lads are horsing around and bathing in the sweet sweet nectar of the Brumbies win over the previously undefeated Hurricanes. Much like a pack of hungry ‘Junkyard Dogs’ we forage through another spectacular round of Super(b) Rugby and thanks to our friends at BeefEater and AppliancesOnline we have a tender little lineup of ‘Super Sizzlers’ fresh off the grill. The fellas also have a deep dive into the triumphant Super(b) Rugby W final, breaking down how the Waratahs dismantled the Drua to run the board in a spectacular undefeated winning season. Obviously, we understand that we have fans from both sides of the equator that join us week in and week out to bloody ‘Schmidt this thing in’, so we have served up an extra juicy NHL’s segment this week with flavours from Japan, England and the self-proclaimed leaders of the free world. Plus, it would be completely LOCO if KOKO didn't have a special guest, so we have lined up a Brumbies young blood that is on his way back to the promised land. A man that has more footy smarts than Gits has gold bullion buried under his house, the fresh faced flyhalf of the future, the Ken amongst us mortal men, the one and only ‘bad boi Brumby’ himself Mr Noah Lolesio. So dust off your chaps, tighten your bridal and tip your Akubra to another real roughie of a podcast. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME01:10 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS 03:27 - BUSTA RHYMES RESPONSE VIDEO 05:34 - MERCHANDISE/SOCIAL PLUGS 07:16 - SOCIAL SNITCHES09:54 - SHOUT OUT TO PRODUCER OLLIE 10:39 - RUGBY ROUNDUP 24:20 - SUPER SIZZLERS30:39 - BRUMBIES BEATING THE HURRICANES34:15 - INTRODUCE NOAH LOLESIO 36:11 - NOAH ON THE HURRICANES WIN38:32 - NOAH’S TIME IN FRANCE AND FRENCH STYLE40:28 - GITS REACHING OUT TO NOAH42:51 - NOAH ON THE WALLABIES AND JOE SCHMIDT48:56 - WHICH THREE PEOPLE WOULD NOAH CHOOSE IF STUCK ON AN ISLAND 50:19 - BRUMBIES QUIZ WITH NOAH 57:00 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS01:05:54 - FIRE UP WITH FIREBALL SEGMENT 01:08:15 - MERCHANDISE AND SOCIAL PLUGS 01:10:17 - GOODBYESBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshowMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us at info@shtn.com.au.

This week on the KOKO show we give you the old school two guest turnaround, that's right more bloody exclusives than the humble rugby fan can poke a stick at.First up the lads run you through a hilarious Goit inspired ‘Social Snitches’ from fourteen years ago, we also dive into everything Super(b) Rugby with another lashing of ‘Super Sizzlers’ brought to you by our friends at BeefEater and Appliances Online.Then we really turn this mofo up to a ten, the KOKO crew have an exclusive first time interview with a dear friend of the show and new Western Force recruit, the one and only Mr Kurtley ‘KB’ Beale. But as wise men have always said, one guest is cute, and two guests are totally SLAY.That is right we have doubled up for all our NHL’s (Northern Hemisphere Legends) and we have brought you the little legend from Leeds and the hottest half in the business, so please get your pump on and quaff your hair for the lightweight lothario that is Danny Care.So kick back and relax as we wrap up the world of rugby like a delicious midnight kebab after a session with Holiday Swoop.It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME00:42 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS04:43 - MERCHANDISE PLUG (www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshow)05:40 - SOCIAL PLUG06:24 - SOCIAL SNITCHES11:42 - RUGBY ROUNDUP SEGMENT/ SUPERB RUGBY15:01 - DREW’S SIMON RAIWALUI CHAT TEASE25:20 - KURTLEY BEALE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW40:25 - SUPER SIZZLERS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (www.appliancesonline.com.au)44:33 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS44:57 - INTRODUCE DANNY CARE48:43 - DANNY MISSED ONE OF THE BEST GAMES IN CLUB HISTORY50:54 - DANNY’S 100TH TEST CAP52:25 - DANNY ON EDDIE JONES AND BEING CUT01:04:26 - TIGHT FIVE WITH DANNY CARE01:09:50 - SUPER W SCORES, FINAL PREVIEW AND WALLAROOS ANNOUNCEMENT01:16:30 - MERCH AND SOCIAL PLUGS01:17:00 - FIREBALL SHOT SKI01:18:14 - GOODBYES AND SIGN-OFFBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshowMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

This week on the KOKO show the boys lick their wounds from our Hong Kong bonanza as they detail the ups and downs of returning to normal non ‘holiday Swoop’ life. The crew also unpack a cheeky way to rehab an injury in this week's instalment of ‘Social Snitches’, plus we delve into another smashing dose of the Rugby Roundup and the lads also give their Super Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater, from week 8 of the Superb Rugby Season. The KOKO Show isn't known for much, but one thing we hang our hat on is innovation, and this week we bring you two brand new segments, ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - where we take a deep dive into all the rugby news North of the equator. The second new segment is a little gem entitled ‘The Halfway Wallabies Starting XV’, where the boys are given five positions each and they name their team as if it were picked tomorrow. This week we are joined by another very special guest, a gentle giant from across the ditch, a man known for his delectably destructive derriere, he might be all glute but his stardom is absolute, it is the one and only Mr Caleb Clarke. So, as the days get shorter and the nights cooler, slip into our warm cup of KOKO and let this episode massage all your stress away. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. 00:00 - INTRODUCE THE SHOW AND BOYS 01:46 - GITS HEADING OFF TO THE USA03:24 - HONG KONG DEBRIEF AND RECOVERY06:28 - TEASING GUEST CALEB CLARKE AND NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS 07:23 - MERCHANDISE PLUG 09:24 - SOCIALS PLUG10:17 - SOCIAL SNITCHES11:42 - RUGBY ROUNDUP SEGMENT20:59 - SUPER SIZZLER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (www.appliancesonline.com.au)26:58 - WELCOME CALEB CLARKE34:57 - CALEB ON THE NEW ALL BLACKS ERA 37:39 - CALEB ON TRAINING WITH THE SOUTH SYDNEY RABBITOHS44:03 - KOKO QUIZ WITH CALEB CLARKE51:09 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS SEGMENT51:27 - WORLD CLUB CUP53:00 - BORDEAUX V HARLEQUINS 54:22 - LEINSTER V LA ROCHELLE 55:56 - NORTHAMPTON V BULLS 56:52 - TOULOUSE V EXETER59:10 - THE HALFWAY WALLABIES STARTING XV01:07:29 - SOCIAL AND MERCH PLUGS  01:08:08 - GOODBYES AND SIGN OFF BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshowMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.

As promised, the KOKO Crew took on the Hong Kong Sevens and some may say we lost, but we maintain the dragon is slain. Thanks to the Hong Kong Tourism Board, Cathay Pacific and Ovolo Hotels for giving the show an experience of a lifetime, we went to the Sha Tin Racecourse, saw the city lights on a Aqua Luna Junk Boat, enjoyed some delicious food at the Stanley Street Dai Pai Dong, took in the views from The Peak and drank in all the red hot rugby action from the 10s and the 7s. With the Hong Kong Sevens being one of rugby’s Meccas we were inundated with hall-of-fame guests including Dan Carter, Victor Matfield, Schalk Burger and Duane Vermeulen. Plus, we also jagged a few current superstars Maddi Levi, Charlotte Caslick and Michael Hooper throughout the course of the weekend for a chat. This show is cover to cover action, laughs and a smattering of debauchery, as the lads tackled the Vertical City. To cap off the show we have delivered a second instalment of ‘KOKO Carnage’ that will leave our Melbourne adventure in its wake. So please sit back, relax and pour yourself a stiff drink, as this will leave your nerve endings fried. We present the life and times of Holiday Swoop featuring the KOKO Crew, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME02:32 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS AND HONG KONG HIGHLIGHTS05:28 - MERCHANDISE PLUG06:02 - SOCIALS PLUG06:23 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND UP09:55 - THE BOYS TALKING ABOUT HOLIDAY SWOOP12:06 - SUPER SIZZLER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (www.appliancesonline.com.au)15:21 - SUPER W SCORES15:50 - HONG KONG SEVENS RUGBY RECAP16:35 - CHARLOTTE CASLICK AND MADDI LEVI INTERVIEW29:17 - MICHAEL HOOPER INTERVIEW31:21 - TEASING OUR OTHER GUESTS32:15 - DAN CARTER INTERVIEW49:20 - THE BOYS DISCUSS DAN CARTER'S LEGACY50:27 - OVOLO HOTEL MEET AND GREET WITH FANS52:08 - GOODBYES AND THROWING TO THE CARNAGE52:57 - AIRPORT ARRIVAL AND CATHAY PACIFIC FLIGHT55:33 - SHA TIN RACES59:34 - HONG KONG 10S AND KOKO DRINKS @ OVOLO01:02:33 - JUNK BOAT TOUR01:03:31 - FANCY DRESS SHOPPING FOR SATURDAY01:07:41 - FRIDAY @ HONG KONG 7s10:08:46 - SOUTH STAND SATURDAY01:12:07 - DUANE VERMEULEN, SCHALK BURGER AND VICTOR MATFIELD01:16:49 - STANLEY STREET DAI PAI DONG AND NIGHT OUT01:18:01 - VISIT THE PEAK 01:20:13 - HK7s FINALS WITH MICHAEL HOOPER01:21:13 - HEADING HOME01:22:30 - ENDING CREDITS BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE FROM FRIDAY 12TH APRIL - www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshow