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S05 E04: A Riverside Picnic

Season 5, Ep. 4

Grab your dictionary and do your best to refuse our luxury invitation to a waterside supper with riparian entertainment, as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss the fourth episode of series 5 of Keeping Up Appearances, A Riverside Picnic.  Hyacinth takes Richard on a day's outing by the river, much to the excitement of terrified neighbour Emmet.  Hyacinth is inspired by this and plans a luxury day out and extends the invitation to her neighbours and the Vicar, who both fail to decline her RSVP.

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