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Season 2026, Ep. 25
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William and Jonathan have a lot to say about Public Transport! What's JVS's favourite passtime during his commute? Has William ever used a Lime Bike? And how do you politely tell somebody to keep it down on the tube? All is revealed on today's Luxury episode.
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43:58||Season 2026, Ep. 31After the resounding success of our episode on Cleaning the Bathroom, Jonathan and William return to share their tips on Cleaning the Kitchen - in suitably luxurious style.The boys reveal their secrets to maintaining a sparkling kitchen, while answering listener correspondence on topics including lingering smells, filthy habits, and cleaning playlists.
30. Stolen Trolleys and Sex Swings
30:45||Season 2026, Ep. 30William has been up to no good stealing trollies and bottles of gin - whatever will he do next? The boys also chat about doggy periods, sex room's and karaoke hogs.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
29. Sleep
41:22||Season 2026, Ep. 29Today, Jonathan and William share their tips on how to sleep in a luxury manner. Chilled sparkling water by the bed, the comfort of a set security alarm, and a touch of freshly applied cologne - what could be better?Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
28. Noisy Nostrils and Carboot Mayhem
28:56||Season 2026, Ep. 28Today, Jonathan takes us through the highs and lows of his recent long-haul flight, while William shares tales from a boozy night on the town. Plus, expect chat about car boot sales, upcoming royal guests, and plenty of hilarious impressions.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
27. Bins
40:13||Season 2026, Ep. 27Have you ever wondered how many bins Jonathan and William have in their homes? Or what style or luxury design they opt for? Well, look no further! Today, they'll be chatting about bin liners, binmen, and bin theft!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
26. New Laws and Doggy Period Pants
34:15||Season 2026, Ep. 26On today's bonus, Jonathan updates us on his (kind of) vegetarian supper, whilst William has news from his recent Silicone Sean visit. The boys also touch upon doggy period pants, laws they'd like to implement, and water overconsumption.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
24. Pudding Parties and Expelling Wind
30:43||Season 2026, Ep. 24On today's bonus, Jonathan's had his ears micro-suctioned and William presents a slideshow of buffets he's hosted over the years (which you can watch over on our Patreon). We've also received a rather suspicious selfie from a listener.You can watch William's slideshow over on Patreon. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
23. Buffets
37:57||Season 2026, Ep. 23William and Jonathan explore the art of luxury buffets. William shares his thoughts on Icelands frozen goods, while Jonathan explains how he conquered an all-you-can-eat, plus chat about wakes, 'picky bits', and party hedgehogs.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/