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Mobiles & Texting Etiquette
Season 2026, Ep. 11
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In today's episode, Jonathan and William start with an impromptu sing-along to their personalised ringtones, before chatting about voice note etiquette, 'Find My Friends', and the deeply unsettling behaviour of people who keep their read receipts off.
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