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Arguments
Season 1, Ep. 39
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William and Jonathan explore how to enter an argument in a becoming and sophisticated fashion. They revisit old spats, including with a flatmate, a bar lady, and a very out of his depth electrician who thought he could go toe-to-toe with Jonathan. Plus, advice on how to handle keyboard warriors, and when to (if ever) admit that one’s got it wrong.
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90. Firefighters' Funerals and Doggy Decorum
29:14||Season 1, Ep. 90In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan look towards their very fancy Christmas do. Plus, a surprising appearance from Jennifer Patterson, Jonathan shares a story about his nephew and some yoghurt, and both presenters give a lucky listener some lessons in love.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
89. Christmas
48:50||Season 1, Ep. 89William and Jonathan are feeling (somewhat) festive this week as they look ahead to Christmas. They discuss when the appropriate time to put up decorations is, and Jonathan shares a not-very-Christmassy confrontation related to this topic. Plus, pyromania in a church, and William shares his very on-brand method to putting up the tree.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
88. Splits In Suspenders
27:11||Season 1, Ep. 88It’s a particularly silly bonus episode of the podcast this week, featuring a showcase of William doing the splits. Plus, discussion of braces and suspenders, how to convince your partner to embrace an executive lifestyle, and how to correct a fellow train passenger’s poor behaviour.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
87. Headwear and Footwear
38:57||Season 1, Ep. 87William and Jonathan delve into hats and shoes this week - from what makes a luxury hat, to hat-wearing etiquette, to if wearing 'comedy socks' is ever acceptable. Plus, judgement is passed on women's hats, and William has a wonderful Hertfordshire-themed present in mind for Jonathan.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
86. Taxi Rage and Trouser Stains
28:43||Season 1, Ep. 86In this week's bonus, the team look back on Luxury Live and share some very executive behind the scenes stories - including a mishap with one presenter's trousers. In other horrors, the dreaded 'like' rears its ugly head again, and Jonathan admits to doing something truly awful with his dogs' excrement.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
85. Dating
45:58||Season 1, Ep. 85In this week's main episode, William and Jonathan share their lessons of love - from who should pay, to how to deal with rude behaviour, to why Wagamamas should be avoided at all costs. Plus, who out of the two was a 'player', can a relationship break ever be luxury, and William's number one tip for a strong relationship.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
84. Roommate Resurrections and Holiday Hilarity
29:05||Season 1, Ep. 84In this week's bonus episode, Jonathan's excited for his upcoming holiday, and William's excited for the gift he's bringing him back. Plus, living with dead celebrities, an embarrassing encounter with the late queen, and the scourge of the word 'like'.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/