Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the news that Cheryl's son Bear will inherit Liam Payne's millions which is exactly what she would want in the deceased's posthumous position. Beyonce's girls, Blue Ivy and Rumi are on the Cowboy Carter Tour but should they be at home being kids? Bobby's musings on sport-adjacent topics have been of interest to Katherine lately even though she doesn't like sports. Donald Trump has inserted his opinion into the NFL draft and a very old Football Coach seems to be being BOSSED by a student-cheerleader he might doing her homework on a flight. Is this elder abuse or plain genius on her part? Plus, your letters on herpes, venting about marriage to a friend, and a barking man in an alleyway. x

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how even when disaster strikes, maybe the super religious people have got the right idea 'trusting God's timing'. The Easter Bunny is coming as the Ryan-Kootstras (but mostly Katherine) prepares to go OTT on yet another children's party that will have Bobby heading to the recycling centre. Katherine announces her EXCITING new podcast, 'What's My Age Again?' launching April 22nd where celebrities give her their actual blood to test their biological age. The Americans are at it again with their 'feminist' all-female space expedition to advertise commercial space travel and SNL comes under fire for mocking Aimee Lou Wood's teeth and Manchester roots. Katherine is surprised by press attention for her over-indulgent mention of her favourite recipe box company on a popular Sunday morning breakfast show but hopes people will understand that 'she was hungry'. Finally, a letter about a teacher's inappropriate relationship with a student. x

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a groundbreaking (bank breaking) blood test that had Bobby K absolutely floored. Fred and Fenna start swimming lessons, but not without pushback from the misinformed family. Plus, Amanda Knox recounts her experience in an Italian prison in her new book, Kim K keeps her children's teeth and manifests a new man through home renovations, and Selena's killer is denied parole. Not that Selena. x

This week, we're IN IRELAND Telling Everybody Everything about the follow-up treatment since discovering a second melanoma last Friday. Also, Katherine broke her golden rule and watched not one but TWO femicide documentaries on Netflix. Gabby Petito's case raises lots of red flags to watch out for in potential romantic partners, but what red flags should we watch out for in their parents? Plus, your letters on de-friending a slag, being dumped for liking Katherine Ryan, and one young woman's warning to take melanoma very seriously. x

This week, we're Telling Everybody Everything about the histology report from last week's mole removal. Kanye has been very vocal online this week and while we thought his hate speech was perhaps just a very 'Kanye' art form, we actually think he might be full crazy now. Kim K spoke on a recent episode of Keeping Up about returning her 18 karat ring to ex-husband Kris Humphries even though she paid for it herself! Is it okay to ask male actors about prosthetics? Will you be seeing the £450M live action film Snow White even though press tours have been basically halted? And is Katherine quickly becoming enemy number one in Canada? x

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why you should ONLY be nice about Meghan Sussex. Wow. Coming from a hotel room in Manchester whilst on tour this week, Katherine navigates breastfeeding protocol in venues and had a wonderful few days filled with podcast appearances and Fenna's first haircut. Also, Real Housewives alumna, Teddy Melencamp's very public battle with melanoma has frightened us enough to have a dodgy looking mole removed. Canada's Got Talent launches on Tuesday March 18th and it would be very unethical to access it from the UK with a VPN. Plus, your letters. x

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Casey Anthony's Tik Tok offer of legal advice. Here's some legal advice for her: FALL BACK, OJ. Also, we take a look at so many of your letters on the subject of whether or not to prescribe the contraceptive pill to young women and what the effects of doing so might be. Plus, the Jolene of the sky has taken Dolly Parton's man RIP. And have you been watching Meghan Not-Markle's new Netflix offering? Has the streamer thrown her under the bus in this new cooking show just to get people talking online? Finally, Katherine and Bobby prepare for an amazing night out with the comedy lineup of dreams,. x

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about taking her own advice and prioritising self care. She's had a few IV drips, made a booking at a Japanese Head Spa and even got half a mil in the lips! Katherine upset a 'fan' this weekend by driving from Plymouth to Leeds over night, and on the subject of fans, it's funny how some will immediately leap to the defence of a man they don't know, ignoring what they can (grainily) see in an afterparty video with their own eyes. How far is TOO far when it comes to revenge and could there be consequences for sharing a video of your pantsless husband and his probable mistress in the back of a work van online? Plus a follow up on Katherine's 'lack of evidence' regarding her hesitation to medically control a teenager's menstrual cycle. x