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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

Unwelcome To The Scottish Fold

Season 3, Ep. 346

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet strutting out of the house alone one day and returning with a kitten she wasn't allowed to have. Is this the beginning of the end? Violet joins the podcast to discuss her decision and also recounts fainting at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour. PLUS, J-Lo and Ben Affleck are getting a divorce (which we've known for months) and Jennifer's PR team are working overtime to soften her public image. Speaking of splits, Tommy Fury and Molly Mae seem to be posting instagram thanks at the exact same intervals. What's really going on there? x

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  • 355. Q&A in Stockholm

    30:33||Season 3, Ep. 355
    Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything this week in Stockholm, Sweden as she answers text messages from the audience at the beautiful Filedelfia venue with its own incredible LED screen. Comedians, if you're going to film a stand-up special, DO IT HERE. Such lovely people, the Swedes. x
  • 354. Offset's Offspring

    38:12||Season 3, Ep. 354
    Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being on tour in Europe whilst navigating the trials and tribulations of Violet and Fred's assessments for sixth form and reception - respectively. Performers appreciate a keen audience, but Katherine's fine for you to bring along your grumpy German husband. As DNA and Data website and PHARMACY 23andMe hang on by a thread (or strand of stolen genetics), Katherine regrets giving them her unique sample and reminisces about all the info you could get about disease and health traits back when they first launched. Also, updates on the P Diddy saga, and finally Offset is upset by cheating (never his own though) as pregnant Cardi B finally gets her own back! Karma. Plus Lana Del Ray ditches Hollywood boys to marry a man....in a ditch? x
  • 353. Not To Be Rude...

    45:31||Season 3, Ep. 353
    Katherine's Telling EverybodyEverything about her day with the kids at gymnastics and softplay and the ONLY thing that's troublesome about being recognised in public. Also, maybe skip through a few Menendez episodes if you're following the series on Netflix. Yeesh. Plus, your letters on cheating after ten years, what's appropriate to tell your boyfriend's family, a lad who gets bored 'working from home', keeping secrets at work, and some advice on what to do with Fred starting school. x
  • 352. Freaks and Freak Offs

    34:57||Season 3, Ep. 352
    Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how the first ten shows of the 100 show tour are going and ponders whether to court a Tik Tok audience. P Diddy seems to be finally going down for his years of alleged racketeering and overconsumption of baby oil while famed Jackass star, Steve-O takes a u-turn. Plus, Katherine and Bobby revisit the Menendez murders that took place when they were children but are being rehashed in the new Netflix series, 'Monsters'. TIGGER WARNING: Bobby still won't get close enough to the microphone. x
  • 351. How To Be Popular in a Brothel

    33:48||Season 3, Ep. 351
    Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from PRAGUE, answering your emails this week about when women cheat, changing careers, how to make friends in a sex work environment, what to do when your boss hires his useless girlfriend to assist you, more off-label uses for Ozempic, and how to tackle Canadian homelessness. x
  • 350. From Teen Spirit to Middle-Aged Divorce?

    33:36||Season 3, Ep. 350
    Katherine's in Helsinki Telling Everybody Everything about the REAL industry rumours behind Dave Grohl's announcement that he has fathered a baby girl outside his 21 year marriage. Yuck. Also, are Taylor Swift and bestie Brittany Mahomes beefing over politics? Katherine wonders when to send toddlers to school full time and praises idiot Lottie Moss for being honest about her Ozempic overdose while Kourtney Kardashian comes out with her own Lemme version of the drug. Bafflingly, someone's dating Casey Anthony and Katy Perry performs at the VMAs on 'the first day of her period'. x
  • 349. Our Teen Son is NOT The Father

    38:24||Season 3, Ep. 349
    Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her commitment to customer service and how she might cancel a fancy Paris hotel thanks to a sign from the hospitality Gods. After spending the weekend running around in search of European blood thinners, Katherine answers questions about pets, brothel social etiquette, Chapell Roan's reluctance towards public consumption and what to do when you're grieving the news that your teenaged son is NOT the father. Plus, sound advice for the Yoga Studio Whistleblower whom listeners are BEGGING to go the full distance by reporting a bad man. x
  • 348. Rainbow Park

    40:23||Season 3, Ep. 348
    Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a designated 'homeless encampment' (?!?!?) in her hometown of Sarnia, Ontario that's driving residents mad. Drug dependency is a very complicated subject, but rounding addicts up together like a chicken pox party doesn't seem to be a solution that sits well with taxpayers. How can we help? Also, Ozempic has gone too far in Hollywood and Katherine believe's it's the thing that will finally end fat phobia. The Ryan-Kootstra household continues filming their reality show as Katherine departs for the European leg of her tour show BATTLEAXE all alone. Also, queuing for Oasis tickets, dynamic pricing, Katy Perry's strange interview, Lily Allen's dog goes back, and more. x
  • 347. Yoga Studio Update

    42:11||Season 3, Ep. 347
    Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about WHAT THE LADY DID after first writing to ask advice about seeing a grown married man with a fifteen year old 'love interest' aka VICTIM OF ABUSE being affectionate in a yoga studio. Spoiler alert: she rang the girl's mother. Nice. PLUS, an update from the girl whose boyfriend was encouraging a friendship (or maybe more) with his exes. Plus, colour readings, Bobby lovers and haters, 'Should I Sleep With Him Before I Leave?', and a plea to scan all men's brains routinely. x