Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how it's been going with 12 days of Holland under the Ryan-Kootstra's belts. Katherine threatens to quit work but Violet is keen to keep the gravy train going and uses toxic feminism to get her mother back in a cab and earning! Plus, Bobby is a meteorologist who has explained the horrific hurricane set to hit Jamaica and apparently the UK gets a piece of it on Monday too. Also, are Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry suspects in the robbery at most famous French museum or was their outing in Paris just a coincidence? David Harbour says the quiet part LOUD and a comedian vows to put a cap on his baby-making ways by 'only dating women who have run out of period'. Also, your letters. x

This week, Katherine, joined by Bobby is Telling Everybody Everything about baby Holland Juliette's arrival. She takes the cake as the easiest and smoothest delivery of all the children and it was VERY nice to have her at The Portland Hospital. WOW. This is an episode about induction, opiates, options for pain relief, dreamy doctors, Dutch midwives, Nobu and champagne. What a time was had! x

This week, Katherine and special guest Bobby are Telling Everybody Everything about former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's CONFIRMED romance with astro-dweeb pop princess, Katy Perry. Yucky. Why did he and his wife get divorced anyway and what's up with his tattoo? Also, when are we allowed to speak ill of the dead? Has it been long enough since Kelly Clarkson's ex-husband's tragic passing to discuss mishandling of finances between them while he was her manager? We think YES. Also, we deep dive on Eastern-inspired luxury postpartum recovery stays as Katherine plans to rock up to Claridges Hotel with a newborn for some rest. Plus, your letters on a SAUCY account discovery that could also be 'suggested' to other family members on the same algorithm, and whether or not to pull your teen out of school for mental health recovery. x

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she's chosen to list her beautiful church conversion maisonette for sale. Taxes seem unfair and Cardi B is beefing with Nicki Minaj again, but BADLY. Is that an authentic scrabble or carefully crafted PR stunt to generate album sales? We just don't know anymore. It's nearly time for The Real Housewives of London reunion and Katherine worries about the drama around her impending birth after an admin mixup at the hospital. Pedo Ian Watkins is dead but not in the way that we'd hoped. Plus, a belated listener letter of solidarity for the man with paternity issues in Japan. x

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's ill-fated trip to Canada where he decided to waterski on children's equipment and sustained an injury that packed an unexpected PUNCH. Bobby joins us to warn others about what can happen to your nether regions when you don't take necessary precautions on the water. Plus, the Trump administration further police pregnant women's bodies by declaring that there could be a casual link between autism and Tylenol - the only drug deemed safe to treat pregnant women's pain and fever. Fun! Bobby and Katherine went on the trip of a lifetime to watch Bobby's favourite NFL team play in Dublin over the weekend and SUPERVET, Noel Fitzpatrick is about to appear in a lot of Tik Toks. x

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about getting male energy out of the house and replacing it with chaotic theme park energy as she and Violet take the babies to Legoland Windsor - VIP NO LESS. The salad bar was not as frightening as a news story that has jumped into Katherine's timeline about a missing teen who was tragically found deceased in an impounded car. There's a lot of mystery and coincidence surrounding this case as she appears to have been 'romantically' (though this is abuse and we get that) linked to viral musician, D4VD who is the registered owner of the vehicle. A very strange case with blood boiling reactions from the media. PLUS Cardi B has learned exactly nothing as she announces her fourth pregnancy - her first with NFL star Steffon Diggs. x

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a clip where she talked about men casually cheating going viral for a second time. But why? OOooooohhh it seems YET ANOTHER MAN HAS MINDLESSLY CHEATED. Katherine congratulates him on getting ahead of the Strictly curse by cheating a whole three years BEFORE appearing on the show. Inspired. Also, we take a (mostly) unbiased and WHOLLY empathic look at the life, influence and murder of conservative political activist, Charlie Kirk. You might not have known much about him if you didn't have teenagers, so we break it down for the millennial moms and boomers alike. Plus, Katherine experiences a new phenomenon - being annoyed by WOMEN. Finally, your letters on a fat husband losing weight for his side chick and a future mother-in-law with no boundaries. x

Katherine *AND VIOLET RYAN* are Telling Everybody Everything about 'The American Royal Wedding' also known as the engagement heard round the world as Travis Kelce pops the question to Taylor Swift. 'Your English Teacher and Your Gym Teacher are getting married'. This Swiftie Special has everything - from when and where they got engaged to the importance of full glam for the occasion. The Ring, Celeb Reactions, PreNups, The Takes, The Gaylord and Wild Wedding Speculations JAM PACK this episode with Taylor intel and just the right amount of Violet Ryan Gen Z spice. x

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the ABYSMAL behaviour of the prosecution cross examining Cardi B on the witness stand over a 'verbal altercation' (that may have been assault) from 2018. Why has it taken so long to go to court? Why is Cardi even there in the first place? Why is this barrister allowed to ask whether she's DISABLED and why she has a wig on!? okkkurrrrrr? Also, The Bop House influencer collective claim to be earning up to two million dollars A MONTH each just by posting jailbait-y content to a thirsty market. What are these girls all about? Is theirs a smart business decision or creating an appetite for something BAD BAD BAD. Plus, your letters on friends for Bobby K, husbands going to see exotic dancers and a baby-trapped friend abroad. x