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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything
Cardi B in Court and The Bop House
Season 5, Ep. 517
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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the ABYSMAL behaviour of the prosecution cross examining Cardi B on the witness stand over a 'verbal altercation' (that may have been assault) from 2018. Why has it taken so long to go to court? Why is Cardi even there in the first place? Why is this barrister allowed to ask whether she's DISABLED and why she has a wig on!? okkkurrrrrr? Also, The Bop House influencer collective claim to be earning up to two million dollars A MONTH each just by posting jailbait-y content to a thirsty market. What are these girls all about? Is theirs a smart business decision or creating an appetite for something BAD BAD BAD. Plus, your letters on friends for Bobby K, husbands going to see exotic dancers and a baby-trapped friend abroad. x
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531. Fenna's Bday, BIG NAPPY, Hot Dads
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530. Storytime: The Life and Loves of LIVVY
42:22||Season 5, Ep. 530This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what it takes to captivate an audience on stage. Tinsel Town launches on Sky Cinema this Friday December 5th and promises to add panto campness and warmth to kick off your holiday season. The children enjoyed a trip to KENT to meet Bluey over the weekend and Fenna Grace is a better figure skater than most of the UK's adult population. We hear from listeners about when to become a stepdad and when to break up with a 'meh' dad. Plus, a Canadian listener has spotted Romesh on a flight from Edmonton! Finally, TEE Producer, Andrew Johnston treats us to a special holiday story time episode and BOY this story has it all: infidelity, intrigue, power imbalances, politics, prose, fashion and FELCHING. Yes, felching.x
529. Italian Elvis
01:08:33||Season 5, Ep. 529This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about TWO date nights with Bobby K. TWO!!!! The first was a complete surprise and saw Katherine marvelling at the talents of the retro wedding singer loved by the super-rich while dressed in 'Italian Glam 80's Fashion'....whatever that brief means. We discuss Jane Fonda's attitude towards ageing and death, plus some resurfaced info that might indicate evil-doers have deformed genitalia. Was Paris Hilton nearly sourced for Jeffrey Epstein by G-Max in a nightclub? Also, your letters on how having one daughter is tres chic and whether or not to attend dad's Christmas. x
528. The Dog That Hasn't Barked
41:05||Season 5, Ep. 528This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being struck down with either food poisoning or norovirus or both. We really did think she would die, but Bobby joins us on the episode after holding down the children all weekend. Can he pronounce the word 'squirrel'? Also, many listeners write in to offer support for last week's 'time sensitive' conundrum following a listener's surprise third pregnancy and WOW. People are so so kind. Some people are bad though as we DELVE into the leaked Epstein Emails as succinctly as we can. x
527. Have I Got C*nts For You
50:42||Season 5, Ep. 527This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how lovely it was to be back hosting Have I Got News For You on the beloved BBC. How foolish she was to think that it would be calm and uneventful, as feathers were ruffled by the use of 'the C-word'. But hasn't the meaning changed? Is it not fine to say? Oh... Violet nearly gets in trouble as she fancies her self the Mayfair Ja Rule and throws a HUGE halloween party. Katherine remembers she's in a Christmas film. Diplo shares that he was romantically with BOTH Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau. Also, your letters on passive-aggressive baby helpers and being unsure about how to move forward with an unplanned pregnancy. x
526. Just Andrew
50:11||Season 5, Ep. 526This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what tricks and treats the Ryan-Kootstras got up to over Halloween weekend. Ever ambitious, she booked a light show sort of 'dinner theatre' experience in central London for the small children and was very predictably unable to see it through. Bobby fuming. Toddlers hungry. Katherine and Holland: tit out in the rain. Oh well. Plus, Andrew loses his style, titles and residence while Harry and Meghan are batting for the wrong team. Also, your letters on birth trauma and an exciting update about the stalker! x
525. David Harbour Says The Quiet Part LOUD
41:35||Season 5, Ep. 525Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how it's been going with 12 days of Holland under the Ryan-Kootstra's belts. Katherine threatens to quit work but Violet is keen to keep the gravy train going and uses toxic feminism to get her mother back in a cab and earning! Plus, Bobby is a meteorologist who has explained the horrific hurricane set to hit Jamaica and apparently the UK gets a piece of it on Monday too. Also, are Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry suspects in the robbery at most famous French museum or was their outing in Paris just a coincidence? David Harbour says the quiet part LOUD and a comedian vows to put a cap on his baby-making ways by 'only dating women who have run out of period'. Also, your letters. x
524. Holland Juliette
45:50||Season 5, Ep. 524This week, Katherine, joined by Bobby is Telling Everybody Everything about baby Holland Juliette's arrival. She takes the cake as the easiest and smoothest delivery of all the children and it was VERY nice to have her at The Portland Hospital. WOW. This is an episode about induction, opiates, options for pain relief, dreamy doctors, Dutch midwives, Nobu and champagne. What a time was had! x