It's Just Good Business!

In which our heroes smash their axes against their shields, fire their flintlock pistols, and hop in their flying cars as Ryder pitches a Viking Land, a Pirate Land, and a Future Land. We discuss the necessity of the waiver, subject tourists to the stocks, and join a raiding party. Jackson focusses too much of his attention on Future Land, Dad feels entitled to a raiding party, and Ryder just wants to make a jelly that tastes like chops. So hoe into a future steak, make sure to call your phone a future phone so as to avoid punishment, and then retire to your spa and hotel. The only thing that separates them is time or costumes. Either way, it’s just good business! Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can help Ryder make the three greatest parks ever created.