It's A Thing

Tom is playing a classic N64 game and Molly is all about Unrivaled basketball. Then Tom recognizes the eternal thing of Monchichi, while Molly finds joy in a new taxation taxonomy.LINKS:Unrivaled basketballOlive Garden N64Monchichi

Tom and Molly break down all the Olympic things. Then Tom is talking pictures of a Japanese monkey with an old smartphone, while Molly is acting all chalant about mogging.LINKS:ChalantMoggingJapanese monkey (Punch)Using an old smartphone for taking pictures

Tom is taking olive leaf capsules and Molly is getting fit with Hyrox. Then Tom is working out with nicotine, while Molly has bought vibration plates.LINKS:HyroxVibration platesOlive leaf capsulesAthletic nicotine

Tom is about the Quad God and Molly loves the Benito bushes. Then Tom keeps quiet about luxury, while Molly wears compression socks.LINKS:Benito bushes/the tree peopleQuiet Luxury (and the resurgence of Coach)

Tom is enjoying some colored heart emojis and Molly is about that Jon Hamm meme. Then Tom recognizes the prediction markets, while Molly is trying to hit the Dougie.LINKS:The Jon Hamm memeThe DougieColored Heart Emojis 

Tom is catching up on a new type of culture and Molly is friction maxxing. Then Tom discovered Dubai chocolate was not even its final form, while Molly is UpScrolling away from TikTok.Links:Friction maxxingUpScrolled"Catch up" cultureDubai Cookie

Tom finds everything is getting GLP-1ified, and Molly is looking at Fallout merch. Then Tom is pretending its 2016 and Molly is conflicted about admin night.LINKS:Fallout merchAdmin night

Tom recognizes Zootopia and Molly is all about Heated Rivalry again. Then Tom finds a morbid app, while Molly considers NADS IV injections. Plus the blef.LINKS:Are You Dead app

It turns out customer service matters.