The Innsmouth Rag

This week, Mike and Jack take a stab at the Final Girl—the horror trope that refuses to die—and sink their teeth into Publix bakery’s most tempting treats. It’s a sugar-coated screamfest where slasher survival meets sticky cinnamon swirls. Whether you're a horror buff or just here for the baked goods, this episode is glazed with insight and sprinkled with chaos. Music is The Haunted Mansion by Michael Lerm

In this episode, married hosts Jack and Mike step into The Cabin in the Woods to unpack its blend of satire, blood-soaked mayhem, and horror movie meta-commentary. Mike can’t resist fangirling over Joss Whedon’s fingerprints on the script—celebrating the sharp dialogue and clever trope-twisting—while Jack remains ever whitty and amazing.You missed us, didn't you?Btw there is totally a ghost in the background of this recording. It's kinda crazy. (its the dogs barking, the mic makes them sound like some creep talking. Or maybe Cell Phone interference. My spectral editing sucks. I'm old. Forgive me.)

Mike and Jack binge Holiday Horror movies. By the way the creepy piano music is "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" by Myuu. You can find them on youtube!

Mike and Jack talk about M3GAN, Gen Z movies, being old asf... Mike has a senior moment and says people like Eli Roth. It's always a shit show here. Music is Haunted Mansion by Michael Lerm

We go down the Rabbit... I mean Turkey... that sounds even worse... We watched a thanksgiving horror movie that didn't involve Eli Roth. Music is Haunted Mansion by Michael Lerm

Jack and Mike fell down a Shudder Movie rabbit hole. We love Shudder, sponsor us. Do you like found footage movies? Music is Haunted Mansion by Michael Lerm.

Jack and Mike watch Barbarian on behest of a friend of the show, and are truly horrified.

On this episode we don't even introduce him but we are joined by Carlos, a friend of the show we refer to as Rampage. Talking about Zombies.

Insidious the series is a favorite of the show, does this newest installment live up to the hype? (Or no hype?) Music is House of Night by Abe --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/innsmouthragpc/support