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Episode 38 - Christmas Clangers

Season 3, Ep. 4

Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house everybody listened to the Silly History Boys.

 

You're welcome.

 

That's right listener... It's our Christmas special - our second Christmas special! - so don your Christmas jumper, baste your turkey and treat yourself to a mulled cup of whatever you fancy... this year we examine three AWFUL Christmases. Won't that be nice?

 

A tot of brandy to Zapsplat for their brilliant SFX and music.

A mince pie with actual mince inside for Scott Buckley because he lets us use his music.

A stocking full of festive cheer to Lord Fastfingers for the theme tune.

...and a God Bless Us, Everyone, to you dear listener.

IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIISTMASSSSSS!!!!

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