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The Zybourne Clock (Part One)
Ep. 63
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This, my darling, is a legend. A legend many men and many women claim to have seen, understood, and known. A story about time travel which, ironically, has been largely lost to the sands of time. Until now.
This, darling, is The Zybourne Clock. The real Zybourne Clock. Johnny Cornfeld, not Johnny Fiveaces. The monolith, not the golden egg.
Buckle up, we're going to "Bookworld".
Extra special thanks to Fuego Fish from the Something Awful forums, who worked on The Zybourne Clock, for being my source on this episode. You can check out his fiction and ongoing work at http://plunderpress.com/
This week we are joined by video game expert Jeremy Kaplowitz, co-host of the Quorators podcast and co-founder of the video game satire site Hard Drive.
https://x.com/jeremysmiles
https://www.patreon.com/quorators
Bumper Music:
Pink Floyd - Time
Scott Brown - Elysium
Nightmares On Wax - Back Into Time
Ozzy Osbourne - Running Out Of Time
The Crystal Method - Now Is The Time (Millennium Mix)
Depeche Mode - A Question Of Time
You can review and comment on the document for expanded show topics at https://docs.google.com/document/d/1p-tyrzJOXF0m4lIrL49EW-1jIveX-4j2y14UNrnYG_Y/edit?tab=t.0
You can review this episode's document with sources (and pictures) at https://tinyurl.com/IFTIZybourneClockPodDoc
For inquiries, contact the show directly at IFTIpod@gmail.com
Read Jay's novella collection The Obrigar Triptych for free at https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/94316/the-obrigar-triptych
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Winslow Dumaine - www.winslowdumaine.com/
Jay Brandstetter - linktr.ee/jaybrandstetter
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Produced and Edited by:
Steve Brown - linktr.ee/killhamster
Intro and Outro music is "in failure" by steveisbroke off of their album "steve and his week of wonders", used with permission. https://steveisbroke.bandcamp.com/album/steve-and-his-week-of-wonders
This program is not affiliated with or sponsored by Something Awful LLC or Jeffrey of YOSPOS.
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