I'll TellYa Dis!

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral headfirst into America’s latest humiliation circus after the “Great American State Fair” lineup starts collapsing faster than the U.S. economy 🤦🏻‍♀️What was supposed to be a patriotic 250th birthday celebration for America somehow turned into The Titanic… everybody jumped ship except Flo Rida, half of Milli Vanilli, and Freedom Williams (who went into full defensive mode while sitting on the toilet 🚽… pretty symbolic of his career if you ask us 💀). Now the entire thing is slowly turning into a MAGA dumpster fire while the rest of America watches in horror.The duo dives into:• the MAGA music festival disaster• UFC fights on the White House lawn 🙄• Kevin Hart roast fallout• Byron Allen replacing late night TV with “comedy wallpaper”• Knicks playoff “hysteria” 😒🚩It’s political exhaustion, cultural collapse, bug infestations, and balls-to-the-face sports commentary…It’s giving Great American State Fail realness 💅🏻🇺🇸💀Follow on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcastWatch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/zDHcrD-YrTU

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino survive a comedy show meltdown in Astoria that ended with hecklers getting physically thrown out, beer pitchers flying, and Erik rage-walking the 59th Street Bridge questioning his entire existence… while Christy gets stuck playing comedy mafia fixer after the audience turned the show into Road House 2.Where was Patrick Swayze when we needed him?(Oh yeah… he’s dead. Completely useless.)Meanwhile, an innocent birthday party of 20 somehow got trapped in the middle of the melee, so wherever you are… Happy Birthday, girl. Sorry your celebration turned into a live-action bar fight.Then the duo dives headfirst into the internet’s latest comedy civil war after Chelsea Handler’s viral Kevin Hart roast triggered a legendary 5-page Facebook manifesto from comedian Craig Shoemaker… aka “Victimese: The Series.”Hey Craig… why you mad, bro? NO ONE mentioned your name.The episode spirals through:toxic comedy ego warsbitter old comicsKevin Hart becoming unrelatableInstagram troll warfareCameo roast servicesand why comedians should probably never log onto Facebook again.It’s angry.It’s petty (like me 💀💅🏻)It’s therapeutic.And somehow… still deeply stupid.I’ll TellYa Dis… if your Facebook post needs five screenshots, it’s already a manifesto… save us all the headache and log off… for good.Follow on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcastWatch "Fan Mail Reel": https://www.instagram.com/p/DYsCTO5RBJ2/Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/PrMmjwcXmog

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino welcome Florida comic and comedy club owner Cristy B for a chaotic deep dive into the Daytona comedy scene, road comic survival, dirty standup, New York culture shock, homeless “surge pricing,” retirement communities, Ozempic, and why not all comedians should legally be allowed back on the road.Cristy B shares how she accidentally became a comedy club owner, what it’s like booking comics in Florida, and why every touring comic eventually ends up one bad decision away from Daytona Beach.It’s reckless.It’s inappropriate.It’s emotionally unstable.I’ll TellYa Dis… Florida comedy has its own NASCAR:Not All Standup Comics Are Respectable……and that’s exactly why Florida books them.Follow on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcasthttps://www.instagram.com/cristybcomedyhttps://www.instagram.com/theclub_CBCWatch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/oSVg-_hnibQ

⚠️ THIS EPISODE HAD TO BE RECORDED TWICE ⚠️The first recording vanished into the void because the video didn’t record… so instead of giving up, Christy Miller and Erik Marino re-recorded the entire episode and accidentally created a comedic parallel podiverse.Now there are TWO versions of this week’s breakdown:🎧 The audio-only “lost timeline”📺 This cursed alternate realityThis episode spirals through:* Spirit Airlines flying the coop (literally)* BedJet “sponsorship”* LonelyFans & creepy Cameos* Netflix Is A Joke crash-outs* Cybertruck recalls* World Cup ticket insanity* Trevor Noah betrayal* bad sleep* worse moods* and two comedians hanging on by a threadThe weird part?Some jokes survived both versions.Others disappeared forever.Which ones?You’ll have to tune in to find out.So watch this version…then go listen to the audio version, compare timelines like a psychopath, and leave us a comment:Should we do this “accidental mistake” again?Welcome to the Podiverse.Follow on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcastWatch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/OH5BvHt6AOU

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis: three gigs, three wildly different outcomes.Erik drives to Pittsburgh to open for a friend… and bombs 💣Tony Hinchcliffe comes off a Netflix high and a week later hits Atlantic City—reads his entire set off his phone… and bombs 💣And Christy closes out a Cinco de Mayo private event by absolutely crushing the room… then barely makes it off stage in one piece—to drop a bomb 💣🚽All is fair in life and comedy: nobody cares—just be funny.Follow us:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcastWatch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/u0koBA6dnos

On this week's episode of I'll TellYa Dis, Christy and Erik find a grown man’s Facebook dating announcement… and decide to read him for filth 💀💅🏻A 38-year-old comic declares he’s “finally ready” to date women in entertainment—as if headliners have been waiting for permission—and gets immediately clocked for having feature energy with delusional confidence. The “male loneliness epidemic” pulls up loud, thirsty, and typing essays no one asked for.We break down every red flag: “I’ll allow myself to date creatives,” “I have a couple crushes,” and of course the industry classic—“wanna write together?” (translation: absolutely not). If you’ve ever wondered what desperation sounds like with punctuation, this is it.Also: quiet crowds that feel like art exhibits, realizing you’ve officially become the retro reference, scam podcasts, chaotic celebrity nonsense, and why dating comics is less romance and more career self-sabotage.No filters. No sympathy. No survivors... We'll TellYa Dis!Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcastWatch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/G2AKbnLVjtQ

On this episode of I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy and Erik dive into the industry’s worst-kept secrets—predators, red flags, and why the friend zone might be the only safe space in comedy. If there’s one thing 30 years in comedy taught Christy, it’s this: DATE CIVILIANS! 🤦🏻‍♀️… and lock the green room door 🚪💀. Plus, Erik’s subconscious is still trying to impress Lorne Michaels… even in his dreams 🤦🏻‍♀️All’s fair in comedy… read the room—don’t date it.Like, Follow, Subscribe and Share!Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/s1yKF-PVDVU

On this episode of I’ll Tell Ya Dis!, my comedy sister (or as we call each other, my “hersband”), Janice Messitte fills in this Easter weekend for Erik Marino.We kick things off by disrespecting Easter the only way we know how—zero respect 💀😇🐣… then dive straight into the real resurrection story—two seasoned vets in a room full of follower-famous headliners 💀.We talk ageism in stand-up and what it really looks like trying to stay relevant in a younger, follower-driven comedy scene.From viral comics headlining without the stage time, to the crowd work delusion epidemic, to navigating this business at 55 and 62—we’re saying the quiet part out loud.And like every comic who ignores the light… “Before we go…”—we’re just getting started.Like, Follow, Subscribe and Share!Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/janicemessitte/Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/6ESrkjNPAwk