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Procrastination

Season 1, Ep. 1

ill-advised by Bill Nighy is an actual thing! Bill is here to answer your questions... from what to do when you don't recognise somebody to his thoughts on clutter.


If you are socially adept, there’s nothing really for you here but if you have time to squander, this podcast might just be for you.


This episode playlist is called ‘Adultery Soul’


  • ‘I Wish He Didn't Trust Me So Much' by Bobby Womack
  • ‘Willing to Forgive’ by Aretha Franklin
  • ‘If You're Not Back in Love by Monday’ by Millie Jackson
  • ‘This Used To Be Your House’ by Shirley Brown
  • ‘A.P.B.’ by Womack & Womack



The episode's playlist can also be found on Spotify here


And the book Bill recommended is 'The Trees' by Percival Everett


We'd love to hear from you - please get in touch via our instagram page at @illadvisedbybillnighy



Thank you to Oliver’s Island & Beaverbrook Town House for additional location filming.

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