I Produced Every Band Ever


Not many people know about my secret life, but I’ve had a hand in almost every major song or album ever made, and I’m finally ready to talk about it.


I did a lot of things. I wore a lot of hats. I shaped entire albums, orchestrated the rehearsal process. I ghostwrote, arranged, and created the totality of music into being. Sometimes, I even picked out the rock star pants.


It’s like Between two Ferns but for music.