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I Love That: A Bachelor Podcast (Because an unexamined life isn't worth living)

I Love That: The Third Episode - Crashing and Burning

Season 8, Ep. 3

Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.


It is the third episode of preseason bachelorette with our contestant from seasons past because, "Didn't you see my on Juan Pablo's??" is BACK and it is not going well by and metric. Yosef makes a great point but twists the knife, producers get Dale into every situation, someone counted and Dale was said 114 times in total for a rate of 1.14 DPM (Dale's per minute), men are sloughed off and left wondering, "how can i be Dale?" The main takeaway here is Tayshia is certainly going to be here next week and that is great news because it will be Clare's final episode. We left this episode wondering? What if we let Venezuela and Bolivia run the bachelor would it be more like Love Island? Tune in and find out!

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