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Episode 35: SCHATTENJAGER

This week, Whitney and Mark bask in the guttering light of the blood oak as our sun fails and plunges us into darkness. Also: cyberpunk, reference humor, what’s the midwest, Abelaird’s crushed testicles and Whitney’s Angelfire profile from 15 years ago!

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: The Pages of the Book “The Mixed Up Files of Basil E. Frankweiler”.

A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: Hellsing.

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