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Real Time s2e19 - Conservative/Volcano/Conservative 4 hour 3sum feat Kate Willett

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Come on man, there HAS TO HAVE BEEN SOMETHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT BESIDES THE FUCKING ELECTION! Well, there actually was, but unfortunately it was the most 2005 atheist shit of all time. I hunger for new content to complain about, please. Comedian Kate Willett joined me on the show; we talked more than usual about whether or not a lot of this material was transgressive at the time, how Bill Maher comes off then versus now, and just how wretched it was existing in the culture in 2004. Fuck man, all this and John Kerry just fucking loses clean.


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