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213. #HAWSTL 213 - Wimp Mullets & Beg Friends
29:40||Season 1, Ep. 213Hello you! Another week into Feb '25 and another podcast episode. Hope you've give us a 5-star rating and a lovely recommendation. Every little helps! A diverse chat on today's pod, mostly our bemusement at younger generations, including...• Standard British weather chat.• The Wetherspoons Challenge.• Celebrity 'beg friends’.• Lorra’s post-argument ‘move’ when she wants to make-up.• Dad’s having ’The Chair’.• Lorra’s silent-treatment technique.• Hating on the modern moustache.• How Millennials are hating on Gen-Z.• An Adrien Brody anecdote.Recommendations:Lee: TrailerBlack Box Diaries: TrailerIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time x
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212. #HAWSTL 212 - No Love for Shopping List Genius
30:37||Season 1, Ep. 212January has finally ended. And we're back with episode 212 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life'. We'd love you to get in touch (email below), whether it's something you'd like us to talk about, something your partner does that makes you want to do a little bit of murder, or some stupid rubbish you've read online you'd like us to dissect. Today we're talking about... • A tough week and avoiding each other.• What has happened to bus courtesy?• TikTok feedback on our warm feet org*sm chat.• Aldi karma.• Our thoughts on the gravy-on-a-fry-up trend.• Negative feedback about an assumed Yorkshire-ism.• The OCD aisle-numbered shopping list.• Toothpaste Ecology.• Decanting ketchup.Recommendations:Substance: TrailerEmilia Perez: TrailerNickel Boys: TrailerIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time x211. #HAWSTL 211 - KINKY VERRUCA FEET & HAVING A ‘GUSH’ DAY
40:41||Season 1, Ep. 211Hello! A slight technical difficulty (Simon THE IDIOT didn't plug his microphone in!). We did our best to make it listenable but the processing has got rid of some of the laughter. So apologies for that. But it's too good an episode to throw out. Today we talk about:• Blue Monday origins.• Storm Eogwgwggyn.• Weather waffle - London vs Scotland and the Isle of Wight.• Simon follows upon on Lorra’s hot feet orgasm fact from last week.• Socks in bed.• Lorra’s sex slippers.• Dubai’s dirty, disgusting, glass swimming pool story.• Car boot sales.• The robot vacuum cleaner.• The TikTok sleepy hand egg.• The rudeness of TV adverts these days.• Having a GUSH day.• A lightbulb statistic.• Garden centres for young and old people.• The toilet door argument that could end our marriage.• Lorra playing Claudia Winkleman dress-up (see it HERE)Recommendations:• The Apprentice (Sebastian Stan as Donald Trump - 10/10). TRAILER• Noble (Freaky real-life podcast). LISTENIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcastFacebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time x210. #HAWSTL 210 - Bailiffs, PAYE booze & red tape
38:59||Season 1, Ep. 210Here we go with ep210 of ‘Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life’ aka #HAWSTL. Still in the living room, because it’s too cold to record ion the shed/studio.Today, we waffle about…• The annoying (perma-hungry) dog.• A quick Christmas round-up.• Games we played (Six Second Scribbles, Beat That, Hues & Clues).• London’s ‘Pay What You Can Afford’ pub.• A ‘Temu’ rant.• January DEATH DAY.• Listening to pods on fast speed.• Treadmill danger.• A visit from the bailiffs.• Why women need warm feet.• Red tape, administration BS.• Credit card hassles.Reviews (click for trailers):Will & HarperSuper/Man - The Christopher Reeve StorySing SingConclaveBirdFlowA Different ManClick HERE for Simon’s book reviews (more to be added).If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcastFacebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time x209. #HAWSTL 209 - New Year Catch-Up Pt.2
42:52||Season 1, Ep. 209We're back for pt.2 of the New Year Catch-Up! Today (or rather, the other day) we talk...• Things that aren't believed-in anymore.• Halloween & Bonfire Night.• Remembrance Day thoughts.• Both of our birthdays and how we did on gifts.• Nerdy, old-school, online forums.• Lorra's last minute, extra pressie request.• -5ºc running and trying to shower afterwards.• Live shows we've seen.• A Steve Coogan mis-step.• Outrageous Moulin Rouge tickets.• Simon's promise to get Lorra legless... Twice!• Leo's mullet and lookalike competition fantasies.We'll be back in a few days with the next part of this mini-anthology.If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcastFacebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time x208. #HAWSTL 208 - New Year Catch Up Pt. 1
33:33||Season 1, Ep. 208It’s a new year’s miracle. We’ve got off our backsides to record another bumper three-part compilation of ‘Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life’. And BOY do we have a lot to talk about… And BOY is most of it depressing?!On today's episode, we chat about:• Why the big gap?• Why we’re indoors, as opposed to the Shed Studio.• Wearing layers.• Lorra is a Tinder anomaly.• Honey’s (older daughter) progression in her own flat at university.• Betsy Pearl (youngest child) hitting the ‘Kevin & Perry’ years.• Life with Leo (oldest child) back at home.• Leo’s recent whirlwind employment record.• Nightmare posh cinema manager.• Awful bakery in breach of health & safety regulations.• Leo working as a Teaching Assistant.• Kids saying no to P.E.• Leo’s drastic haircut.We'll be back in a few days with the next part of this mini-anthology.If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcastFacebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time x207. #HAWSTL 207 - Girls Aloud in Waitrose
26:41||Season 1, Ep. 207Back in the shed/studio for ep207 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life.Watch us on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/VzqY6S6fVHQToday we cover...• A double fall• Awful bath calamities• Ploughman's social media sexism• A leaping mouse• Adventures with Michael McIntyre• Doing the darts dance• The controversial Burger King ad• Waitrose celeb spottingIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSimon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradioLorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcastSee you next time x