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Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life

Because podcasts are cheaper than therapy

We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... One in his 20s, one at uni, one fast approaching her teens. We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to kill each other a lot.

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  • 218. #HAWSTL 218 - Hot Cross Bun Heartache & Sartorial Faux Pas

    17:43||Season 1, Ep. 218
    Hello you! Here's a short one, because we had microphone trouble, so we tried to savage as much as we could. Normal service will resume on ep219. Still, it's worth a listen, if you're content with our content! Today, we waffle about...• Lorra’s chills because of Simon’s mould battle.• More international listener feedback.• Hot Cross Bun heartbreak.• Surprise Fruit.• Aliens’ nuts.• Simon’s improved diet.• Lorra’s sartorial faux pas.• Underground kickers-out hypothetical.• Selling toenails, spit and soiled garments.• Lorra’s sock idea.• Dream Mother’s Days.Recommedations:• Last One Laughing (Trailer)If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time x

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  • 217. #HAWSTL 217 - Sabrina’s Eiffel Tower

    25:05||Season 1, Ep. 217
    Hello you! As you may have noticed, we've updated our cover art with a brand spanking new photo (the last one was taken a few years ago). Hope you like it! A fantastic chat today (recorded Thurs 20th March) talking about...• Shout outs to our international emailers.• The age group of ladies Simon attracts.• What three words would use to describe each other?• Lorra’s haircut and an interesting hypothetical.• A welcome return to the despot hair twin mention!• Hairdressers on a tax dodge.• First timer Aldi anecdote.• Is it AL-DI or ALL-DI?• Asda’s gigantic T-shirts.• Bag-for-Life etiquette.• Simon’s clothes shopping hang-up.• A massive Sabrina Carpenter issue.• Can Lorra describe the new nookie position?Recommendations:TV: Adolescence - TRAILERFILM: I'm Still Here - TRAILERTV: Leaving Neverland 2 - TRAILERIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl
  • 216. #HAWSTL 216 - The £5 Blackpool Elvis Rug

    27:18||Season 1, Ep. 216
    Hello you! Well, Simon's back from Scotland, so we're back in front of the mics and apping away about...• Talking about your emails from around the world (then totally forgetting to read them out)• False Spring• First mow of 2025• Constipation or diarrhoea?• A 12-hour drive• Scotland highlights• Running a 10k for the first time• Did Lorra miss Simon?• A filthy musical• Tyler the Creator’s filthy lyrics• Kids discovering ANCIENT early 2000s music • A car full of memory lane• The £5 Blackpool Elvis Rug• Different definitions of the word ‘band’If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time x
  • 215. #HAWSTL 215 - Cocktail Depression Cure

    40:22||Season 1, Ep. 215
    We recorded this episode over a week ago, pre-Oscars. The reason for which will become apparent when you listen. A possible bous episode coming this week. But for now, we're talking...• Our worldwide reach• Fast February• Spring appearing• Aldi Chat - Lorra’s cocktail cans collection• A surprise road trip to Scotland• Finding early relationship email filth• On the road podcast idea• Arguing less but arguing HARD• 5 things we’d miss about each other• Flummoxed by Hive heatingRecommendations:GAME: Lorelei and the Laser Eyes - TRAILERTV: Am I Being Unreasonable Series 2 - TRAILERFILM: The Brutalist - TRAILERIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time x
  • 214. #HAWSTL 214 - The Aldi Dead Zone

    49:11||Season 1, Ep. 214
    Apologies for the gap in pods last week. Half-term busy business took over and, try as we might, it was impossible to find time to squeeze one in. Today, we catch up on... • Shopping list feedback• The East Barnet Aldi Dead Zone• A low-rent Valentine’s purchase• Which generation is having the most s*x• Having all the kids back home• Is 22 the final nail in the childhood coffin?• The effects of children leaving the family home for good• How school is different these days• The love of being a van driver• Car hire companies still taking the p*ss• A difference of opinion on ill people behaviour• Our first pub quiz (as contestants) in years• The podcast name getting a laugh.Recommendations:Pico Park 2 (Switch Game): TRAILERAmandaland (TV): TRAILERBridget Jones Mad About the Boy: TRAILERA Complete Unknown: TRAILERHard Truths: TRAILERIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time x
  • 213. #HAWSTL 213 - Wimp Mullets & Beg Friends

    29:40||Season 1, Ep. 213
    Hello you! Another week into Feb '25 and another podcast episode. Hope you've give us a 5-star rating and a lovely recommendation. Every little helps! A diverse chat on today's pod, mostly our bemusement at younger generations, including...• Standard British weather chat.• The Wetherspoons Challenge.• Celebrity 'beg friends’.• Lorra’s post-argument ‘move’ when she wants to make-up.• Dad’s having ’The Chair’.• Lorra’s silent-treatment technique.• Hating on the modern moustache.• How Millennials are hating on Gen-Z.• An Adrien Brody anecdote.Recommendations:Lee: TrailerBlack Box Diaries: TrailerIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time x
  • 212. #HAWSTL 212 - No Love for Shopping List Genius

    30:37||Season 1, Ep. 212
    January has finally ended. And we're back with episode 212 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life'. We'd love you to get in touch (email below), whether it's something you'd like us to talk about, something your partner does that makes you want to do a little bit of murder, or some stupid rubbish you've read online you'd like us to dissect. Today we're talking about... • A tough week and avoiding each other.• What has happened to bus courtesy?• TikTok feedback on our warm feet org*sm chat.• Aldi karma.• Our thoughts on the gravy-on-a-fry-up trend.• Negative feedback about an assumed Yorkshire-ism.• The OCD aisle-numbered shopping list.• Toothpaste Ecology.• Decanting ketchup.Recommendations:Substance: TrailerEmilia Perez: TrailerNickel Boys: TrailerIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time x