How Were U Brainwashed?

Merry Christmas, all! Please enjoy our re-release with the Prince of Christmas himself, Matt Rogers!Jenny & Nicole welcome funniest goddamn human of all time and ray of light MATT ROGERS to the pod!They get into internet cafes, how Nicole & Jenny have deeply and earnestly loved Las Cultch since DAY ONE, how Jenny is so excited to meet Matt she might go into labor, the amount of soda being consumed on Long Island in the '90s, how questioning reality parallels improv rules, how Leah Remini needs to get on the pod STAT, and how Jessel's husband Pavit can get it.YA'LL BETTER BUY MATT'S XMAS ALBUM "Have You Heard of Christmas?" IMMEDIATELY and see his ass on tour!!!!@mattrogerstho@lasculturistas@theheiser

Jenny & Nicole welcome ultimate star director & Broadway actor (Oh, Mary!, Macbeth) Peter Smith to the pod!We get into all the celebs coming to see Oh, Mary!, how genitals are a spectrum, if being on Broadway is the same as motherhood, The People's Couch, getting text messages from Heather Gay, getting censored by The BBC, how solo shows are NOT radical, The Magic School Bus but make it intersex, how Erika Jayne ruined Housewives, and giving your children unfilmed focused attention.@ptrsmth@theheiser@nicolespiezio@howwereubrainwashedpod

Jenny & Nicole welcome hilarious and delightful writer/comedian (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, SNL, How To Die Alone) Kristen Bartlett to the pod!We get into if non-theater people are capable of throwing good weddings, motivational water bottles, why all the confrontations on Catfish happen in a frigid parking lot, what celebs are currently on Raya, Christian clowning, how Harry Potter is The Bible, finding community when you need it, and Lane Bryant bras.@kristenrbartlett@theheiser@nicolespiezio@howwereubrainwashedpod

After a loooong stretch of incred guests, Jenny and Nicole cozy up for a nice lil solo ep.We get into Jenny's transformation from Dirty Messy Slut to Anxious Clean Mommy, who is stoned while filming Real Housewives, if Nicole has sideburns, if The Substance is like skydiving, puzzles being Victorian, pedicure tickling as torture, and who has coolatta energy.

Happy Thanksgiving week! Jenny and Nicole are taking this week off to make yams for our babies. Enjoy this re-release with best person we know, Richard Perez!Jenny & Nicole welcome HILARIOUS ANGEL RICHARD PEREZ to the pod! They get into what jobs are good for meeting people to hook up with, why media is obsessed with making high schoolers feel like they have to fuck by graduation, and what everybody's first concert was.Check out the short film "The Woodpecker" here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDHWE3WuoZ0@richard_perez@theheiser@nicolespiezio

Jenny & Nicole welcome gorgeous genius actor, writer, producer (Watch What Happens Live, Project Runway, Top Chef, Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List) John Hill to the pod!We get into where we're at post-election, if peacocks attack, bare: A Pop Opera (ur welc), working at Six Flags, the elevators at The Luxor, Titanic-themed snowglobes, Tabatha Takes Over, if we can get Kathy Griffin on Masterclass, Garden Salsa Sunchip overstock, crotch rot, there being too much hugging in RENT, and getting in touch with the God Warrior's Reps.@johnarthurhill@theheiser@nicolespiezio@howwereubrainwashedpod

Jenny & Nicole welcome Reality TV LEGEND Caroline Manzo (Real Housewives of New Jersey, Manzo's With Children) to the pod!We get into how Jenny and Nicole can be incredible Italian chefs like Caroline, acknowledging your therapist at the movie theater, why people feel like they're friends with reality tv stars, the traditional role of women in the household, being a mom vs. being a grandma, why taylor ham is better than Canadian bacon, plus Caroline gives us some incredible marriage advice and we pitch her on a million possible tv vehicles,Check out Caroline's book Food and Other Things I Love: More Than 100 Italian American Recipes from My Family to Yours!@carolinemanzo@theheiser@nicolespiezio@howwereubrainwashedpod

Jenny & Nicole welcome our very funny parasocial bestie - comedian, writer, and Youtuber (Buzzfeed, The Kitchen & Jorn Show) Kristin Chirico to the pod!We get into nightstand pretzels, whether or not we should be able to Yelp people, if Leonardo DiCaprio will ever be on The Masked Singer, The Tyler Perry storyline on The Crown, The Imperial core, nuance on Love Is Blind, how capitalism is the opposite of empathy, and if we are 3 Che Diazes.@itskristinchirico@theheiser@nicolespiezio@howwereubrainwashedpod

Jenny & Nicole welcome comedian, actor, and writer (First Wives Club, The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, Everything's Trash) Jordan Carlos to the pod!We get into basically everything you could ever want to know about Dallas, if someone dresses up as Raygun at Magic Time Machine, Sadie Hawkins dances, Nicole not understanding how to pump gas because of her New Jersey culture, how Italian Americans would say "peanut butter & jelly", being nervous in restaurants, and Yancey's Fancy Buffalo Wing Cheddar Cheese.@jordancarlosofficial@theheiser@nicolespiezio@howwereubrainwashedpod