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How Were U Brainwashed?

"Don't Talk to Your Families & Capitalism" (w/ Jenny & Nicole)

Season 1, Ep. 20

Jenny & Nicole fly solo this week and get into how Paul Scheer is secretly Jenny's Step-Uncle, if blood is actually thicker than water, and if biology is responsible for why Nicole can't stop online shopping.

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