How Are We 40?

This episode has everything: Jax admitting he runs a full-blown gossip operation, Janet cosplaying as “above the drama” while stirring it nonstop, and Jesse’s chest making an aggressive, non-consensual appearance.We unpack all of it and why this entire group needs to be studied by a team of scientists.OUR INSTAGRAMOUR TIKTOKOUR YOUTUBE

This week, we talk all things Easter—and quickly realize how chaotic and unhinged this holiday really is. We unpack the lore, the candy, and the questions no one is asking. Plus: our quiet hatred of jelly beans, egg hunt glory, demonic Peeps and the discovery of long-forgotten eggs in Whit’s house.OUR INSTAGRAMOUR TIKTOKOUR YOUTUBE

We watched The Valley so you don’t have to—and this episode is EVERYTHING. From Jesse’s ayahuasca “therapy” to Jax quietly detonating multiple marriages, we break down the rumor mill, the finances that are absolutely not adding up, and the dinner from hell that finally blows the Kristen/Michelle situation wide open.Plus: Luke’s off-the-grid pioneer lifestyle, a reptile reveal that changes everything, and the bombshell that’s been looming all season comes to light.OUR INSTAGRAMOUR TIKTOKOUR YOUTUBE

This week, we’re joined by writer Ej Dickson to talk about her phenomenal new book "One Bad Mother." In it, she unpacks the myth of the “bad mom”—where it comes from, who it benefits, and why so many women feel like they’re failing at something no one defined in the first place.We get into mom guilt, perfectionism, identity spirals, and the systems that benefit from women constantly second-guessing themselves—in their careers, relationships, and even their friendships. It’s honest, uncomfortable, and extremely validating.OUR INSTAGRAMOUR TIKTOKOUR YOUTUBE

We watched The Valley so you don’t have to—and this episode is pure chaos.From Brittany’s blackout girls’ trip to Jesse and Michelle’s slow-motion divorce, the cracks are officially impossible to ignore. This week, we unpack the mystery of the “hot director,” Janet’s elite-level pot stirring, and the truly upsetting sight of Jesse wearing a fedora. Plus: postpartum honesty, sex drought discourse, and why Jax might be Bravo’s worst emotional terrorist. It’s messy, it’s dark, it’s wildly entertaining—and we’re breaking down all of it.OUR INSTAGRAMOUR TIKTOKOUR YOUTUBE

In part 2 of our breakdown of the NYT’s 35 Rules for Modern Dating, we get into avoidant partners, meeting the parents timeline, moving in together, and why modern dating’s obsession with being “nonchalant” might be the thing ruining everyone’s love life. OUR INSTAGRAMOUR TIKTOKOUR YOUTUBE

We watched the Valley so you don’t have to. Chaos picks up exactly where the Capri-themed dinner fight left off — and somehow things only get messier. The group continues to pile onto Kristen, Janet keeps stirring the pot and Jax reveals he may not fully understand what a book is. We unpack the manipulation, the gaslighting, and all the unhinged drama. OUR INSTAGRAMOUR TIKTOKOUR YOUTUBE

The New York Times just published “35 Rules for Modern Dating,” and we have thoughts. In Part 1, we break down the first half of the list — from therapy-culture oversharing to why texting has turned dating into a psychological strategy game, and the complicated timing of first-time sex. At this point, modern dating is basically a social experiment happening in iMessage. OUR INSTAGRAMOUR TIKTOKOUR YOUTUBE

You do not need to watch The Valley. We already did.This week, Tay + Whit recap Season 1, Episode 3 — the one where Janet calmly flips the narrative, Jesse cosplays as a Capri billionaire in an aggressive headband, and Kristen Doute is, once again, both chaotic and correct. We unpack the game of telephone that explodes into accusations of racism, gaslighting, and “crazy Kristen” weaponization. It’s a doozy. OUR INSTAGRAMOUR TIKTOKOUR YOUTUBE